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[bombsandsound]

in effect as of thursday: no potsmoking or masturbation for a week straight

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[amnesia_proleta]

ill give you a blumpkin

[tail_eats_cat]

does wrapping a piece of bologna around your dick count as masturbation?

mas·tur·ba·tion : erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies

..I guess so.