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THE BASICS
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1. Full Name: Elyse Nicole Martino
2. Nicknames/Short Names/Aliases: Elysewhore, Easy-E, E-Money...i think thats all?
3. Birthdate/Astrological Sign: 7-25-85, Leo *rawwwrrr*
4. Height/Weight (honesty optional): 5'8 and approx 130ish...i dunno its goin down ;)
5. Hair/Eyes: light brown soon to have mucho highlights :)
6. Place of Residence: Shittyville, MI
7. Family (siblings, parents, etc.): mommy, rick, sperm donor (or dad if you wish), sisters=angie and lydia, and richie my brother
8. Handedness: Righty
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YOUR POSSESSIONS
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9. House/Apartment/Other: 4 story house
10. Car (model): 99 Black Grand Am mmmmmm
11. Computer (specs): bootleg piece of shit but hey at least it has cable modem
12. Number of TVs in household: eh 4 i think
13. Video Game Consoles: i have an ORIGINAL NINTENDO in my basement that im dying to play
14. Enough Food to Eat: lol enough leftover to feed africa
15. Credit Card (balance/limit): dont have one thank god!!
16. Savings: ha...negativo!
17. Checking: $1.46 til i get paid tomorrow lol
18. Employment: chef station at kroger
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YOUR FAVORITES
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19. Movie: friday, fast and the furious, 2fast2furious, and a ton of disney movies
20. TV Show: fresh prince of bel air, friends, will & grace
21. Actor/Actress: j.lo, vin disel, wesley snipes, angelina jolie
22. Song: right now its "Turn Me On" by Kevin Lyttle
23. Band/Singer: BRITNEY SPEARS!!! :-D
24. Food: mexican, chinese, italian
25. Color: red and blue
26. Cartoon: The Simpsons...psshht no doubt!
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A LITTLE OF COLUMN A. (EITHER/OR)
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27. TV/Movies: movies biatch
28. Computer games/Video games: mortal kombat all the way
29. Drawing/Painting: drawing...i cant paint i dont think lol
30. Spring/Fall: spring :)
31. Summer/Winter: SUMMMMMEEEERRRRRRRRR
32. Day/Night: Night
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YOUR HISTORY
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33. City of Birth: West Palm Beach, FL
34. Places You've Lived: lake worth FL, pontiac MI, now davisburg MI
35. Places You've Died: some huh? nigga how much you need?
36. Place You "Grew Up": i would say davisburg over yack-town
37. Highest Education Received: high school diploma
38. Greatest Thing You've Ever Learned: Theres always tomorrow to start over again.
39. Age of Innocence Lost (Learned about Sex): HA! my god like elementary school
40. Age of Manual Aggression (Learned about the Finger): once again prob elementary school
41. Age of Stifling Drudgery (First job): 17....yes i do suck at life
42. Number of Times Staggering Drunk: lol too many to count....john would find this funny "oohhh, there goes your grilled cheese!"
43. Number of Times Stoned Blind: never
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PRESENT
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44. Clothing: white capri pj's, white tank top, johns sweatshirt
45. Music (if applicable): engine engine number 9....
46. Feeling: happy :)
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FUTURE (Unrealistic goals are allowed)
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47. Goal (This is a trick question in its vagueness! Whatever you put here shows what you value most): BANANA TANGO!!!!! (opening a clothing company if you didnt know lol)
48. Occupational Goal: owner of my clothes company
49. Marital Goal: i wanna be married by 24 or 25
50. Child Goal: no more than 3 and you better believe my kids WONT be spoiled
51. Religious/Spiritual Goal: im not sure
52. Achievement Goal: registration at IADT
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LOVE & LUST
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*Subsection: Have You Ever*
53. Been in love: yes'm
54. Been in true love: yeah for a long time
55. Been out of love: yeperz
56. Proposed to someone: No
57. Been proposed to: kinda sorta
58. Current Relationship Status: JOHN :-D
59. Reason for Status: we liked eachother when we worked together but were both too scuurred to say anything...til our friend jackie kicked us both in the ass to get the relationship started lol
60. Length of Status: 4 months today!!!
61. Length of Longest Relationship: almost 4 years
62. Length of Shortest Relationship (One-date wonders and one-night stands not included): eh 6 months and i saw the guy like 3 times lol
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FRIENDS / ACQUAINTANCES
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63: Most envied: ummm i dunno honestly
64: Funniest: susan, ken, janel when shes had too much sweet-n-low
65. Most fun: john and lol ken cause hes NUTS
66. Tallest: ummm chelsea or ken
67. Shortest: i think that would be susan q
68. Smartest: as much as i hate to say this...prob chelsea
69. Sexiest: john :-D
70. Longest known: jessamine...2nd grade what!!!
71. Most recent: john
72. Most trusted person: jessamine
73. Arch-Nemesis: CHRISTINE & JINNY and any other bitch who tries to take my man lol
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QUESTIONS YOU DON'T WANT TO ANSWER
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Note: all questions here are optional. Answering them with deflecting jokes is encouraged.
74. Dark Secrect: one time....at band camp....haha sike!
75. Most Deviant Sexual Act: OMG IVE GOT A LIST FOR YA!!!!!! lmao
76. Most Dangerous Crush Never Admitted Elsewhere: psshht i admit to all my crushes fluently
77. Greatest Single Regret: not talking to john sooner :-\
78. Biggest Lie: eh...maybe when i told my mah i didnt have her shell card?