Welcome to the world of minimum wage. It's an exciting way of life populated by many underachievers and college students who are hard at work to become underachievers. This lifestyle has many wonderful opportunities that lie waiting just for you! With your new minimum wage life you'll dine on only the finest ramen brand noodles imported directly ( Read more... )

I absolutely hate spring. It has nothing to do with the weather either. The weather's great. Not too hot yet not too cold either. What I really hate about the spring is that for some reason it always makes me think of all the things I've had and lost. It makes me revel in everything that might have been if only I would have done things ( Read more... )

I was invited to the Brewers game last night with some friends. I was kinda jazzed for it considering I hadn't been to a game in over 2 years. But halfway though the first inning I remembered that the last game I was at years ago I was so absolutely bored that I spent the whole game staring at my watch in hopes that it would just magically fast ( Read more... )

I just displayed some of the worst drumming I think I've ever played in front of a live audience in my entire life.

It was quite embarrassing.

I also can't really hear out of my left ear.

I think that's a bad thing.

I've never consciously realized that the light in my downstairs bathroom is amazingly constructed. I've never really thought about it, but now that I do it feels very warm and comforting ( Read more... )

I'm going into the fourth week of my new job. The pay sucks but it's tons of fun. It's amazing exactly how enjoyable it is to be around something that you love so much on a daily basis. Granted it's still selling people shit but at least it's selling people something you can really stand behind. I would have missed out on so much If I never ( Read more... )

She was the last person I expected to see tonight.

And then all that I'm ashamed of was revealed.

"If February had any balls it would be 3 days longer"

Stephen Colbert, I love you so hard.

So I attempted to watch the movie "Brick" tonight. When I say attempted I mean that I could not, for the life of me make it through that 90 minute piece of art house pretentious bullshit. It was high school kids acting, talking and living like ultra hip, poetic, smooth talking, drug dealing adults in some teenage version of a 50's murder mystery ( Read more... )

I just found out that one of my favorite hot sauces (Mad Anthony's) is made by the bassist from Van Halen.

How lame is that?

How lame is it that that is my post for today?