i should be getting ready for work buttttt...
OMG im so bored. and thats it.
Start time: 3:02
Physical You
-REAL name: jennifer lynn batch
-age: 17
-gender: F
-shoe size: 7.5
-height: 5'4"
-weight(sorry ladies): 250
-hair color: dark brown
-eye color: blue
-buff?: i like to think so
-scrawny?: nope
-any badass scars?: nada
-piercings: 2 in each ear
-tattoos: not yet
-missing appendages: yea i dont think so
-circumsized?: if i had a penis, it would be circumsized, so yes
Hobbies/Interests
Favourite:
-colour: black
-animal: gah i dano
-sport: ehhhhh
-video game: super mario brothers biotch
-movie: holy shit are you kidding? way tooo many
-tv show: life as we know it fosho!
-board game: clue
-lame website: ebay hah
-song: jesus christ too many...
-artist: AC/DC, KISS, hanson, motley crue, skid row, guns n' roses, HIM, and CKY....and done
-album: i have no idea
-book: ummmmm i dont know
-actor/actress: johnny depp or brad pitt/jennifer aniston or kate hudson
-director: i dont care
-celebrity: taylor hanson :)
-snack food: pop tarts
-real food: pizza
-restaurant: definently NOT ippolitos, anything but ippolitos
-thing to do when you are bored: sit on my ass
-random hobby you have that nobody knows about: um, i dano..
-most successful hobby you've had: god damnit i dont know
-least successful hobby you've had: basketball...i sucked
-activity/hobby you do/have done that you would get made fun of for: ?
-play an instrument, if so which?: i can totally play the piano
-were you ever a band nerd?: 6th and 7th grade...what was i thinking
-tell me something secret about you: there are no cool secrets about me
The game of Love
General:
-Favorite feature on the opposite sex?: hands, checkbones, and smile
-What makes up the ideal personality?: can make me laugh, not a douchebag, and actually cares what i think
-Committment or 1-night-stand: depends on the guy
-best eye color: doesnt matter
-best hair color: doesnt matter
-tall/short: tall
-shaven/clean: hmm usually clean, but some can pull off unshaven
-long/short hair: usually inbetween, some can pull of the long hair, but not many
-football player or nerd: nerd
-attractive/intelligent: hmmmmm i guess if he wasnt a douchebag it wouldnt really matter
-Love/lust: whichever
-Dominant/Submissive: i dano
-Kinky or traditional: hahaha im gonna have to say a little kinky
-How would your perfect date go?: i guess it wouldnt rally matter if i liked the guy...unless "our car broke down in the middle of a puddle when it was pouring down rain and there was a moose in the road" lmfao...yea just dont ask
-Describe your deepest fantasy: me, taylor hanson, johnny depp, bam margera, sean faris, and brad pitt at once.....is that weird?
-Dude, are waterbeds cool or what?: uh shyea
Specific:
-Have a bf/gf?: nope
-If so, for how long?: nope
-How did you meet?: we didnt
-How did the asking-out occur?: no
-Happy or stressful relationship?: nada
-What do you like best about him/her?: n/a
-Honestly. How do they smell?: hahahahaha they dont
-Are they romantic enough?: none
-What one thing would you change if you could change anything in the relationship?: get out of here with these questions
-If none of the above applies, describe your crush ambiguously: funnnny and a little bit weird hahaha
Love history:
-Number of bfs/gfs (not at once, of course): hah 5 - shit yea
-longest relationship: hahaha 1 month and 1 week - im a horrible gf
-Base you made it to (google if you dont know): with one of my bfs? hahahahahahaha
-describe the first kiss(or best one works, too): oh god...thinking back...*shiver* my kissing experience has just been....oh god
-Had a tragic breakup?: if being cheated on...twice...is tragic then yea
-Been walked in on (alone/with S.O.)?: haha nope
-Been truly in love?: yea i have no idea
Beliefs, etc
-Religion: christian
-believe in god? si
-what about Allah? i guess so...
-ok. shiva?: i dano
-yes, but what about Joseph Smith?: hahaha what is this?
-Is Monogomy the way to go?: i dano
-Vegetarian?: nope
-Political platform: i dont know and i dont really care
-Should church and state be separate?: i dont care
-Ever try any substances?: wait...substances...
-Ever break any big laws?: haha yeaaamaybesowhat?
Should ___ be legal?
-abortion: sure
-weed: absolutley
-other drugs: hmmmm nah
-alcohol (under 21): uh...we're gonna drink it anyway so i guess it doesnt really matter
-murder: .......are you high?
-dancing: hahahahaha yea i guess so...
Spurious questions
1. What do you want to be when you grow up? an actress - yea i know its dumb, leave it alone
2. Favorite article(s) of clothing:? my taylor jeans
3. Boxers/Briefs OR Thongs/Grannys? depends on what pants im wearing
4. What person has influenced your life the most in the past year? hmmm i dont really know...a lot of people...
5. If you could go anywhere on earth: away from here
6. What is the most sentimentally valuable thing you own?: my autographed cd sleeve.....okay im a loser
7. What 3 things would you bring to a desert island?: life time supply of poptarts, a boyyyy, my cds
8. Who (living or dead) would you talk to, given the chance: hmmmm well since i already talked to taylor hanson :) i would have to say bon scott, either him or hendrix
9. What IS the meaning of life? yea i dont really know
10. Be totally honest with me. What do you want more than anything in the world? a boy that actually likes me and isnt a douchebag and doesnt care that i like 80s music and hanson
End time: 3:25 - great now im going to be late for work
Start time: 3:02
Physical You
-REAL name: jennifer lynn batch
-age: 17
-gender: F
-shoe size: 7.5
-height: 5'4"
-weight(sorry ladies): 250
-hair color: dark brown
-eye color: blue
-buff?: i like to think so
-scrawny?: nope
-any badass scars?: nada
-piercings: 2 in each ear
-tattoos: not yet
-missing appendages: yea i dont think so
-circumsized?: if i had a penis, it would be circumsized, so yes
Hobbies/Interests
Favourite:
-colour: black
-animal: gah i dano
-sport: ehhhhh
-video game: super mario brothers biotch
-movie: holy shit are you kidding? way tooo many
-tv show: life as we know it fosho!
-board game: clue
-lame website: ebay hah
-song: jesus christ too many...
-artist: AC/DC, KISS, hanson, motley crue, skid row, guns n' roses, HIM, and CKY....and done
-album: i have no idea
-book: ummmmm i dont know
-actor/actress: johnny depp or brad pitt/jennifer aniston or kate hudson
-director: i dont care
-celebrity: taylor hanson :)
-snack food: pop tarts
-real food: pizza
-restaurant: definently NOT ippolitos, anything but ippolitos
-thing to do when you are bored: sit on my ass
-random hobby you have that nobody knows about: um, i dano..
-most successful hobby you've had: god damnit i dont know
-least successful hobby you've had: basketball...i sucked
-activity/hobby you do/have done that you would get made fun of for: ?
-play an instrument, if so which?: i can totally play the piano
-were you ever a band nerd?: 6th and 7th grade...what was i thinking
-tell me something secret about you: there are no cool secrets about me
The game of Love
General:
-Favorite feature on the opposite sex?: hands, checkbones, and smile
-What makes up the ideal personality?: can make me laugh, not a douchebag, and actually cares what i think
-Committment or 1-night-stand: depends on the guy
-best eye color: doesnt matter
-best hair color: doesnt matter
-tall/short: tall
-shaven/clean: hmm usually clean, but some can pull off unshaven
-long/short hair: usually inbetween, some can pull of the long hair, but not many
-football player or nerd: nerd
-attractive/intelligent: hmmmmm i guess if he wasnt a douchebag it wouldnt really matter
-Love/lust: whichever
-Dominant/Submissive: i dano
-Kinky or traditional: hahaha im gonna have to say a little kinky
-How would your perfect date go?: i guess it wouldnt rally matter if i liked the guy...unless "our car broke down in the middle of a puddle when it was pouring down rain and there was a moose in the road" lmfao...yea just dont ask
-Describe your deepest fantasy: me, taylor hanson, johnny depp, bam margera, sean faris, and brad pitt at once.....is that weird?
-Dude, are waterbeds cool or what?: uh shyea
Specific:
-Have a bf/gf?: nope
-If so, for how long?: nope
-How did you meet?: we didnt
-How did the asking-out occur?: no
-Happy or stressful relationship?: nada
-What do you like best about him/her?: n/a
-Honestly. How do they smell?: hahahahaha they dont
-Are they romantic enough?: none
-What one thing would you change if you could change anything in the relationship?: get out of here with these questions
-If none of the above applies, describe your crush ambiguously: funnnny and a little bit weird hahaha
Love history:
-Number of bfs/gfs (not at once, of course): hah 5 - shit yea
-longest relationship: hahaha 1 month and 1 week - im a horrible gf
-Base you made it to (google if you dont know): with one of my bfs? hahahahahahaha
-describe the first kiss(or best one works, too): oh god...thinking back...*shiver* my kissing experience has just been....oh god
-Had a tragic breakup?: if being cheated on...twice...is tragic then yea
-Been walked in on (alone/with S.O.)?: haha nope
-Been truly in love?: yea i have no idea
Beliefs, etc
-Religion: christian
-believe in god? si
-what about Allah? i guess so...
-ok. shiva?: i dano
-yes, but what about Joseph Smith?: hahaha what is this?
-Is Monogomy the way to go?: i dano
-Vegetarian?: nope
-Political platform: i dont know and i dont really care
-Should church and state be separate?: i dont care
-Ever try any substances?: wait...substances...
-Ever break any big laws?: haha yeaaamaybesowhat?
Should ___ be legal?
-abortion: sure
-weed: absolutley
-other drugs: hmmmm nah
-alcohol (under 21): uh...we're gonna drink it anyway so i guess it doesnt really matter
-murder: .......are you high?
-dancing: hahahahaha yea i guess so...
Spurious questions
1. What do you want to be when you grow up? an actress - yea i know its dumb, leave it alone
2. Favorite article(s) of clothing:? my taylor jeans
3. Boxers/Briefs OR Thongs/Grannys? depends on what pants im wearing
4. What person has influenced your life the most in the past year? hmmm i dont really know...a lot of people...
5. If you could go anywhere on earth: away from here
6. What is the most sentimentally valuable thing you own?: my autographed cd sleeve.....okay im a loser
7. What 3 things would you bring to a desert island?: life time supply of poptarts, a boyyyy, my cds
8. Who (living or dead) would you talk to, given the chance: hmmmm well since i already talked to taylor hanson :) i would have to say bon scott, either him or hendrix
9. What IS the meaning of life? yea i dont really know
10. Be totally honest with me. What do you want more than anything in the world? a boy that actually likes me and isnt a douchebag and doesnt care that i like 80s music and hanson
End time: 3:25 - great now im going to be late for work