Ok, I'm selling my Couch, entertainment center, and bookshelf. Also, if you've ever been to my apt and saw something you liked--make me an offer :)

Hope everyone's summer is good. I'll be drunk by the pool the majority of these fine summer days.

Someone needs to give Reese Witherspoon a sandwich. Enough is enough! Losing weight won't bring your husband back. You've shown him you're better, so go eat something now..please!

A man was just sent to jail for shoving his cell phone down his ex-girlfriend's throat.

How is shoving your cell phone down someone's throat even an option?

You Are Most Like Samantha!
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Brittney and K-Fed are officially over...

This makes me a little sad. I loved that crazy, white trash couple's shenanigans...must find new pop culture targets now.

I am so tired of waiting.

I had the best conversation with Mish (my first wife) tonight.

For the first time in a long time, I finally feel grounded.

It's just been one of those days....

Shawna taught me how to tie my shoes today. Apparently I have been doing it wrong all these years. However in my defense, my way the laces never come undone--her way, they tend to do just that. Unfortunately, my way also looks ridiculous. Hmm, the lesser of two evils I suspect.

It is Friday! This makes me happy.