i wonder what they would put for the Humble barbie?
Humble Barbie: This recently graduated (and we mean three years ago) barbie still lives at home with her rich, money-giving father, and her "best friend" mother. She goes to a community college, barely, and parties on the weekends. Her days consist of getting up in the morning and going to class by noon, being done by 2 and geting shitfaced by 4, not remembering any of it. Comes with optional redneck boyfriend Ken, or preppy kingwood Ken, and your choice of a new Ford 150 or a Mercedes, Daddy's treat of course, and no chance of ever leaving her safe, comfortable environment.
man, i got that email awhile back and seriously nearly died laughing. it was HILARIOUS. and what's even worse is how true it is! my favorite is the friendswood barbie...
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hahahahahahhahahahaha
i wonder what they would put for the Humble barbie?
Humble Barbie: This recently graduated (and we mean three years ago) barbie still lives at home with her rich, money-giving father, and her "best friend" mother. She goes to a community college, barely, and parties on the weekends. Her days consist of getting up in the morning and going to class by noon, being done by 2 and geting shitfaced by 4, not remembering any of it. Comes with optional redneck boyfriend Ken, or preppy kingwood Ken, and your choice of a new Ford 150 or a Mercedes, Daddy's treat of course, and no chance of ever leaving her safe, comfortable environment.
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And since I'm probably not gonna see you at all this holiday(again)-marry happy christmas!!
~stephanie marie
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Merry XMAS james!
Kristen
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