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ERLIN (AFP) - After conquering Hollywood and the pop charts, Latina superstar Jennifer Lopez says she is ready to wrestle George W. Bush out of the White House ( Read more... )

'Do you people eat human bodies?' I said one day, upon entering a native village, and pointed to a quantity of meat, spitted upon long skewers, being smoke-dried over numerous smouldering fires. 'Io; yo te?' was the instant reply - 'Yes; don't you?' And a few minutes later the chieftain of the village came forward with an offering, which consisted ( Read more... )

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Richard Nixon financed his first political campaign entirely with wartime poker winnings.

To be successful in business, surround yourself with geniuses.

To be successful in poker, surround yourself with idiots.

I'm going to the casino this weekend... I'm fiending for a game

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Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches,
What else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?

your entire life has been leading up to this precise moment in time

look around you

is anyone paying attention?

daytime TV overrides this feeling we get
from our overdue bills and the national debt
capitalism works!
(because people get bored.)
investing in things they could never afford
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magazine smiles and small slender hips
Tucked away tummies and rich fuller lips
Girls demure, so pretty and thin
living in bathrooms and purging their sin
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