a new year, a new random generator!
I've never been one for new year's resolutions (the last one I made was with redushab in 2005! lol), but I think I can keep with these.
In 2009, bondgirlboots resolves to...
Drink four glasses of leather every day.
Backup my bento regularly.
Overcome my secret fear of collars.
Lose ten strippers by March.
Eat more handcuffs.
Find a better evangelion.
That's right, I will chew on more leather (yum!), make extra bentos for Jim when I make them for myself, learn to overcome my secret fear of those who aren't wearing collars, avoid at least 10 strippers until March, get a new pair of handcuffs (to chew on), and find an anime *better than* Evangelion (is it even possible? We shall see!).
That's what the random generator said. Right? >________>
Oh! And I guess I should do all the ones for my other sn too...
In 2009, dark_skada resolves to...
Ask my boss for a cosplay.
Keep my cake clean.
Go to the elephants every month.
Find a new tea.
Become a better asuka.
Volunteer to spend time with doll clothes.
Okay, so when I'm doing fetish modeling for Black Lion Armory I should ask Robert if I can do a cosplay shot. That shouldn't be hard. I will keep all cusswords off my cakes, especially ones meant for angelikfiona. I will buy a new elephant plushie per month. I will find and drink all sorts of new tea. Become a better friend to lostlain (aka Asuka). And I promise spend more time with doll clothes, and even new ones.
Wow. Whoever knew New Years Resolutions could possibly be so much fun?
(Also, I just noticed Robert still doesn't have the new pictures up on the website. I will bug him about that. The picture of Jim's wrist-cuff looks much better *on* Jim. And all the pictures of me *in* that maid collar-cuff set are way cuter than the picture he has up. Not to mention the adorable handcuff jewelry I have. And the other collars he's got shots of me in. And the pink Hello Kitty collar on Kayla* needs to be on the site too. And all the shots of Mistress M with the floggers are dying for attention. Silly Robert, do I need to code your website for you, too?)
*No Asuka, not the Kaylamonkey, Robert's Kayla. I know it's confusing because it's a pink Hello Kitty Collar and our Kayla would die for it, too. Buuuuut, sadly, different Kayla.
And while I'm making a random, random, random generator post. Here's the (late) Christmas Carols for both my sns.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, bondgirlboots sent to me...
Twelve bells drumming
Eleven handcuffs piping
Ten whips a-leaping
Nine strippers dancing
Eight chains a-milking
Seven duckies a-swimming
Six hedgehogs a-laying
Five bo-o-o-oots
Four mini skirts
Three balljoint dolls
Two cat ears
...and an asuka in a hello kitty.
The question is how do handcuffs pipe? Or are the pipers handcuffed? And how to chains milk? Unless the maids-a-milking are chained up. That's actually a cute thought. Someone more creative than I should write the Kinky 12 Days of Christmas with handcuffed pipers and chained up maids. But why *five* boots? I mean... they generally come in pairs. And is the extra one for the right or left foot??? AND ASUKA PLEASE EXIT THE HELLO KITTY. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING IN THERE. srsly.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, dark_skada sent to me...
Twelve bells drumming
Eleven hedgehogs piping
Ten weddings a-leaping
Nine pullips dancing
Eight collars a-milking
Seven duckies a-swimming
Six miniatures a-laying
Five ca-a-a-at ears
Four stuffed animals
Three doll clothes
Two platform heels
...and an asuka in a doll factory.
Oh, my bad, apparently the maids are not only chained up but wearing collars. (I suppose that makes a certain amount of sense). Notice the platform heels come in a *pair* ... the boots should learn from them. AND ASUKA, PLEASE BRING ME A DOLLY FROM THE FACTORY, OKAY?