Comments | bondingalchemy: 78th Transmutation. -- [audio]

bondingalchemy

78th Transmutation. -- [audio]

Nov 30, 2009 02:40

Since it seems to be all the rage these days, and some people are making a fucking molehill out of a mountain, here, kiddies. If you want the talk, here is how you're going to get it. I'd really like there to be a Central here. With a raid or a riot. That's so much easier to deal with than this stupid freakin' situation...

( NSFW explanation about sex and how babies are made! )

the talk, ugh fml, so totally don't need this, why are people idiots and immature, damage control

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ponchotexas November 30 2009, 07:44:20 UTC

I get the feeling everyone's making a big deal out of it because of who it is, not what it is.

Points for tryin', though.

bondingalchemy November 30 2009, 07:48:58 UTC

Shut up, Nick. I'm just doing my job.

ponchotexas November 30 2009, 07:50:38 UTC

One - isn't it your job to have this talk with your kids in private

Two - don't tell me to shut up

Three - it's my life that's currently on display, thank you very much.

bondingalchemy November 30 2009, 07:52:38 UTC

[...]

[ A sigh. ]

One: Apparently it's open knowledge now.

Two: Hmph.

Three: Then do damage control.

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fireybrush November 30 2009, 07:45:01 UTC

... Erm... Uh...

bondingalchemy November 30 2009, 07:49:16 UTC

Yes?

fireybrush November 30 2009, 07:50:03 UTC

I'm from a land where sexuality tends to be a little more open...

And I'm pretty sure being that flat about it isn't the way to go about this sorta thing.

bondingalchemy November 30 2009, 07:50:55 UTC

Then excuse me for trying to quell a situation like this one.

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OH GOD AUDIO canhasleekplz November 30 2009, 07:45:06 UTC

[MASSIVE SQUEAK, AND SOUND OF FLAILING]

MY EARS AUDIO bondingalchemy November 30 2009, 07:49:49 UTC

... Miku?

YOUR EARS AUDIO canhasleekplz November 30 2009, 07:51:44 UTC

[still flailing, yep]

YOUR MOM AUDIO bondingalchemy November 30 2009, 07:53:07 UTC

... Miku.

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gottafindexit November 30 2009, 07:45:20 UTC

[No comments yet, just -- this face forever.]

bondingalchemy November 30 2009, 07:50:08 UTC

...?

gottafindexit November 30 2009, 07:58:16 UTC

Was all of that shit really necessary...?

bondingalchemy November 30 2009, 07:59:37 UTC

Apparently not, but nothing you can do about it now.

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yeah, you'd know all about this, huh Lustbunny legendarytamer November 30 2009, 07:56:33 UTC

Missionary is not the only position, sex doesn't need to be on a bed, and it is not that easy to get a woman to orgasm. Please don't misinform the kiddiwinks.

ffff o Ryo bondingalchemy November 30 2009, 08:00:35 UTC

Even geniuses can have their off days.

legendarytamer November 30 2009, 08:18:17 UTC

Even geniuses can correct themselves; I date one.

bondingalchemy November 30 2009, 08:20:51 UTC

That's all fine and dandy for you, but I'm trying to deal with keeping this thirty or so member family together while combating the possibility of breaking down.

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