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[bondstein]

You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man

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Zane = PWN.

[otterumpa]

I have to take this. But oh. Oh, how it fits.

"At least I didn't get screwed"
[hilarious silence and suggestive glances]
"...Oh, wait, but I kinda did."

Although I don't know if you could "eviscerate" Andrew.
Yarr.

[shelbylovesya]

so i was at this Alternate spring break thing through Hillel, and some guy was wearing a yellow hungry hungry hippos shirt, and the whole time i was like i know someone who owns a shirt like that. so i went to speak to the guy, and finally pieced together who i know. the guy goes to GW and plays ultimate frisbee there, thats what the shirt is from, and i was like ding ding, duh, its your brother. so i asked him if he knew him, and he said that your brother was much older, but he actually met him in israel this past winter. ok, long story, but it made me think of you, well really your family, but then i thought about you. so you should feel special. ok off to get some work done.

mwah