ya ever hold a squirming cat up in the air with one hand while attempting to wipe liquid shit off its ass and tail with the other hand? no? oh it's great.
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i got a record player. i'm finally able to play all my parents' old albums again.

so my sister gives me this pair of jeans her friend was gonna throw away. they look pretty decent and all. she goes "they were 180 bucks". this kinda turned me off cos i'm not into that sort of shit and everything i wear is cheap crap. i put them on anyway. i had to squeeze into them a little, but when i got them on my sister just gasped. she was ( Read more... )

                                                                                       
 THE REAL

STORY OF THANKSGIVING

by Susan Bates

"Most of us associate the holiday with happy Pilgrims and Indians sitting down to a big feast.  And that did happen - once.

The story began in 1614 when a band of English explorers sailed home to  England with a ( Read more... )

"their footprints are in single-file....to hide their numbers"

i am probably the ony one that finds that funny.

by the way, some of your posts are lacking. yes i'm being a dick. i'm good at it.

it's snowing outside and my windows are open. that's how hot it is in here. it's like "i'm gonna pass out" hot if i close the windows.

i need drugs.

i don't usually smoke cigs regularly, but lately i have been. odd ( Read more... )

"If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of."

hmmmmm

( new hair and cat )

the klonopins aren't that great, unless mixed with other drugs. what a bummer. just shoot me with a horsey tranquilizer when it's time for me to go to bed.
i got my hair cut pretty short. it's real short in the back then gradually gets longer when it gets to my chin. i dig it. i tried dying it back to red but the black that was left in it just ( Read more... )

http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

i took the quiz. there's an 89% chance my cat is trying to kill me.