Ficlet: FFVII Suit of Spite

[bone_fauna]

Title: Suit of Spite
Author: Bone Fauna
Pairing: Cid/Vincent.. sort of
Rating: G- PG
Disclaimer: characters owned by Square Enix, duh.
Warnings: crack, silliness, kinda pointless fluff and snarky Vincent’s and flirty Captain’s.
Summary: Vincent sleeps naked…??? Oh god, what was I thinking? ><
A/N: CRACK. For ani_mama who needed some cheerin’ up. Unbeta’d

Comments

[ani_mama]

EEEEEEEEE! Thank you so much! Just what I needed...and boy, I actually envy Yuffie here.

[bone_fauna]

Sorry, it was kinda rough and silly XD Got a bit of a headcold and haven't had much time to think up offside fics. Cid was rather jealous of Yuffie too >:D Glad you liked it though :) Hope you're feeling better?

[ani_mama]

Meh, still coughing and RL job situation could be better...the "real" job they promised me keeps getting postponed, and I am left floundering in a sea of friendly legless marshmallows. They sing.

[marchwarden23]

XD XD XD

AWESOME.
EEEEE good to see you're still writing occasionally. =D!

[bone_fauna]

I'm... always writing. Just... not so much publically XD

[ibreederamnot]

Heya... Uh Kit says you suck. That she requires more RP with Sombreros and Hot tubs. Until you appease her needs, she refuses to contact you again.

(Kit lost power to her room, and won't be on tonight.. or maybe a few days. She does want more sombreros though...)

[bone_fauna]

;_;

..... ;_;

................. ;_;

The iBreeder strikes again, the harbringer of bad news D:

I mean, sombreros eh? >:D

[ibreederamnot]

Sombreros and Hot Tubs...

See I had this idea, a wonderous idea, for Cid and Vincent to play it straight... Until they get a few drinks and end up in a hott tub, buttsecksing with sombreros.

Kit said you hated the idea, and by extension hated me. -cry- -slits wrists-

[bone_fauna]

Kit did indeed tell me of this idea, and I probably made some comment along the lines of, "See? This is why he can never, ever join in on our RPing."

..... I must be crazy. I'm now actually trying to think of ways to make this plot work >< FUCK YOU AND YOUR INSIDIOUS RICOCKULOUS IDEAS D:<

*perks* wrist slitting? *....faps*