ONE;

[bonedeep]

Waking up at 6am on a Saturday morning is not one of my favourite things ever. Being woken up by some screeching harridan outside? Even less fun! However, when said harridan is that woman from Building 2, the mother of those two obnoxious brats, and she's running around outside clad in nothing but a bathing suit, covered in what looks like

Comments

[inaspiral]

Serves them right for having something I don't.

[bonedeep]

What, two children?

[inaspiral]

Nope, a bathing suit.

The bitch.

[turnedcorner]

That was real? I'd assumed I dreamt that.

[bonedeep]

Let me guess, you're one of those lucky people who can fall asleep again after being woken up?

[turnedcorner]

Well, yeah. I thought it was normal to be able to fall back asleep.

[bonedeep]

Nope. Well, I don't know about normal, but I can't fall back asleep easily. It takes me hours, so at 6am there's not much point -- I'd rather be up and doing something.

[starsfadingaway]

And now I suppose we know which parent those children inherited their lungs from.

[bonedeep]

Unfortunately.