SOS

[bonedly]

HELP

SHE'S CORNERED ME

HELP

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ALL RIGHT, SO, I AM HERE, IN XENOPHILIUS AND SYBILL'S ROOM. WHERE ALL THE COATS ARE. SHE KNOWS I'M HERE.

[dirigere]

youre a good man Bones!!

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Stop saying that!!

[dirigere]

sybills waiting for you im sure you can hear her clawing at the door

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NOT HELPING

[doeish]

Edgar?

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Lily Evans! Would you... "go" with another man who was not your current boyfriend?? If it was your flatwarming party, I mean! Am I too old fashioned? Are people going to look at me wrong?

[doeish]

Edgar, if you do any "go"ing with that girl, I think a lot of people are going to look at you wrong.

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I knew it! I'm already regarded as half-dead! How am I going to get married one day and have children if I have a reputation of being an adulterer, a home-breaker, an almost-inferi home breaker? What can I do, Evans?

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IF SOMEONE IS READING THIS:

I am a polite man! Some people call me a gentleman because I'm polite, but I am merely polite! There is a woman who has a significant other in her life, trying to... "go" with me. This is very wrong in many different aspects. I can't refuse without hurting her feelings!

Help me out!

She's knocking on the door!

[tonksly]

OPEN THE DOOR AND PUT THE BIRD OUT OF HER MISERY, MAN! SHE'S A GIRL, NOT A ZOMBIE!

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WHAT IS A ZOMBIE.

[tonksly]

YOU GUYS CALL THEM INFERI. WAIT FUCK THAT. BONES, MAN, JUST LOVE THE ONE YOU'RE WITH. SHE'S ONLY A LITTLE SCARY. SOW THOSE WILD OATS.