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[bones__]

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[bubblegum_toads]

Are the rumours true? Did you really leave to wrestle with a Hungarian Horntail who was threatening a whole impoverished and peasant filled Muggle town in Scandinavia?

[bones__]

What can I say? It was a task that no one was willing to take, so I conjured up the courage and volunteered myself for a unpromising, hazardous quest to save the poor Muggles.

It was a hard task seeing as (to my surprise) there was actually two Hungarian Horntails. But, after many toils and burns, I took them down and defeated them both. I am now the hero in all of Scandinavia. They kind of worship me, but I tell them to cool it down and just put of a statue of me or something.

I was hoping all of this wouldn't get out, but oi! Heroic quests need to heard by all!

[bubblegum_toads]

Oh dear! Did you get an awful scares? I hope those Scandinavians appreciate what you did!

[bones__]

They should put up a statue of me sooner or later. They better!

Scares? Nah, Edgar Bones fears nothing. Nearly spoiled my pants, when I saw two Horntails, though.

[mobbleblood]

I was worried about you that I'dn't get illegal Firewhiskey this weekend. What the fuck is this covering three chapter's business?

[bones__]

Oh, worry not for your illegal substances. I wouldn't dare come back to Hogwarts without any whiskey.

Education is an education, Julie Mobblestone. I have to make sure you learn all that is needed to learn and seeing as I was off making myself a hero, well, we fell off pace and need to catch up. Don't worry, it's not going to be that hard if you read the book. Hahaha

[mobbleblood]

Fuck education. I've been here almost seven years and I'm apparently still not ready for what's out there. We better be learning useful stuff in your class, Edgar Bones.

[bones__]

Useful stuff? Everything is useful in that class, Mobblestone. I can make you predict your death day and your perfect mate!

Calling Arithmancy rubbish! You better start reading, I'll be calling on you first.

Though, I agree, education is rubbish. All you really need is a good wand and some guts.

[nerdus_nerald]

Three chapters a day? Some of us have classes other then yours, Professor.

[bones__]

Well, then, my class is perfect for those who are in need of a challenge. Blokes such as yourself, Nerald. I'm sure the work will suffice and keep you occupied.

[clutzyraven]

Three chapters! That's stuff and nonsense.

Er, I mean, I reckon we could do it Yeah. Absolutely. Three chapters a day, we--er. We could do it.

Gladtoseeyou'rebackinonepieceEd BonesProfessor.

[bones__]

You also better be reading. You'll be called second, after Mobblestone.

That's the spirit! C'mon shout with me, "I PUT THE 'MAN' IN ARITHMANCY!" Eh?

Ididn'tknowyoucaredaboutmei'mtouched!

[buriedbones]

I put the 'man' in Arithmancy?

[bones__]

No, I meant Jon not you, Amelia.

[frankly__frank]

[Private to Bones:]
Er, thank you, mate. I told my mother to stop doing that! Merlin. \
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[bones__]

[Private to Frank]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Your mother still buys you undies.

P.S. I took some candy from your box.

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