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[bones__]

I'm sure you've all heard about the newest Muggle killing?

Oh, of course not, the Prophet's only got them down as disappeared. FUCK YOU, PROPHET

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[crispy_cristy]

Wow, Professor! You do so much!

[bones__]

What can I say? I'm trying to make the world a better place, Cristy.

[i_amsane]

Hi Edgar, I'm sitting here while you're in the loo.

I like Squibs. They're so ...aww-ing! I don't know why you don't want to help them.

Maybe I should make a potion for World Peace.

[_hoaxes]

Ever the orator, Bones. Glad Dumbledore picked you.

[b_jerkins]

I still say I could of done a better job. Hmph!

[bones__]

Need I remind you of Big Mouth Jorkins?

[b_jerkins]

I...Oh, bugger off.

[mobbleblood]

Can you blame the Prophet? It's getting so killings aren't news anymore.

[bones__]

Apparently, killings are the new Black.

I have no clue what that has to with anything, but it's suppose to be a joke.

They're appearing as accidents, now.

[mobbleblood]

If you ask me, best case scenario is the Prophet's just trying to cover its arse. Don't wanna think about the worst case.

[bones__]

Agreed. It pisses me off beyond reason, though. Maybe I should start my own paper or something. Bones Daily.

[nerdus_nerald]

There's no need to rush back to Arthimancy, Professor.

[bones__]

But, how will you deal with almost a week of no Arithmancy? I would of gone mad.

[nerdus_nerald]

It'll be a test of character. Somehow, I will survive.

[bones__]

I like your enthusiasm, Nerald!
But, you do know that once I get back it's non-stop work, right?