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Author: jackass97
Fandom: Bones
Pairing: Hodgins/Sweets eventual Angela/Brennan
Summary: If Angela has to kiss Brennan then Hodgins has to kiss Sweets.
Angela sat across from Hodgins and Sweets, Brennan to her right. Slowly, she brought the beer to her lips, took a long sip, and then back down to the table. Brennan scooted across the fluffy bench to be closer to the girl.
“Hodgins, you’re not getting what I’m saying. If I kiss Brennan then you have to kiss Sweets.” She talked slowly, as if she was talking to a four year old.
Sweets choked on the sip of water that was running down his throat, “Why me?”
“You’re the only dude here, sweetie.” Angela shrugged.
Brennan motioned with her almost-empty-beer as she talked to the two, “It’s really nothing. You shouldn’t be worried about the kiss because both of you are certain about your sexuality… right?”
“Very funny Dr. Brennan. Reverse psychology.” Sweets added dryly as he put his elbows on the table.
“Don’t be silly Sweets. I don’t believe in such a thing. I’m just stating a fact.” She grabbed hold of Angela’s beer and took a sip, placing it back in front of the other woman.
“Fine.” Hodgins said suddenly, “I’ll do it. But you two have to do it first.”
Angela’s eyes narrowed, “Mhm. You’re not going to do it. I can see it in your eyes.”
Hodgins shrugged, playing with his own alcoholic beverage, “I guess you’ll never know if you don’t do it.”
Sweets put his hands up, “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don’t I have a say in this?”
Hodgins glared at him, “Do you or do you not want to see these girls make out?” He whispered.
Sweets shook his head no, “No! Why would I?”
“’Cause it’s hot!” Hodgins shot at him.
“But kissing another dude isn’t!”
“Yes it is!” Angela giggled, “I personally love it when I see two guys making out.”
“I’m not gonna lie. That’s pretty weird.” Jack sarcastically added.
“It’s just as weird as you getting turned on by girls making out.”
“Fine, fine. Just do it.” Jack mumbled.
“Nope, rules first.” Angela flattened her hands on the table, “If we add tongue you have to add tongue. If we go for half an hour you have to go for half an hour. Which won’t happen because the time limit is five minutes. Stuff like that. ‘Kay sweetie?”
“Yes, whatever. Just do it.” Hodgins sighed and watched Sweets nervously bounce his leg up and down.
“You first.” Brennan stated, crossing her arms.
Hodgins sighs, “I want at least a promise or something that you’re going to kiss. I don’t want to be cheated out of this.”
Angela rolled her eyes, “Trust me sweetie.”
“C’mon Hodgins. We can’t do this.” Sweets’ face was pleading.
“The hell we can’t. We’re doing it Sweets, whether you like it or not.” Hodgins stated sternly.
“Yup,” Angela took a swig of her beer and continued, “Sweets would so be bottom.”
“You know… I can see that.” Temperance cupped her chin in thought.
Sweets’ gaze flung to them, “What?”
“Bottom. You’re definitely on bottom.” Angela nodded along with her words.
“I’ve no idea what you’re talking about.” Sweets now tried to turn the conversation elsewhere, to avoid kissing Hodgins.
“If you and Hodgins had hot gay sex you would be the one getting fucked.” Angela said more slowly.
Brennan giggled while Lance choked on the water that was half way down his throat. That certainly was not the direction he was trying to turn the conversation to.
“So am I going to get to see hot male-on-male action or not?” Angela raised her eyebrows challengingly.
“Only if we get to see hot woman-on-woman action afterwards.” Hodgins shot at her.
“You’ll see woman-on-woman action after.” Brennan put in, “First you two have to kiss, and remember the rules.”
“What am I getting out of this?” Sweets said from the crook of his arm, where his face was currently hiding.
“I’ll give you ten bucks. Just let me kiss you. Please.” Hodgins even put his hands out in front of him as if he was praying.
“Fine, we never speak of this again. Ever. And I swear Hodgins if I don’t see that ten bucks by tomorrow, you’re dead.” Sweets positioned himself so that he was facing Hodgins.
Hodgins mentally high-fived himself while on the outside he had the biggest grin known to man, “Dude, you’re the best.”
“Whatever. Now do it.”
“No problem.”
With that Hodgins attached their lips firmly, placing his hand on Lance’s bicep and the other on his face. He felt heat in his lower abdomen but pushed it away, simply naming it as excitement to see the girls. It got awkward by the second… mainly because Lance wouldn’t move his fucking lips. Hodgins knew he would have to take action if he wanted to see a good fucking kiss, so he bit firmly onto Lance’s bottom lip.
“O-mph!” Lance was about to complain, but since Hodgins jammed his tongue down his throat it was quite difficult.
The younger male angrily pushed Hodgins tongue away with his own. But he must have felt that Lance was going to pull back and end it because Jack’s hand knotted in the hair at the nape of Lance’s neck. That was forgotten though when Jack bit down hard on Lance’s tongue. Instinctively, Lance’s hands fisted in Jack’s shirt, trying to push him away. Sadly for Lance, Hodgins stood his ground.
“Thop!” (Stop!) Lance growled.
As told, Jack let go of his tongue. But Lance was desperate for air, so when he tried for air all he inhaled was Jack’s tongue.
Lance tried to call him an asshole but nothing but mumbles escaped. Lance thought to himself, If Hodgins wants a fucking kiss then he’ll get a fucking kiss. This’ll show him to fuck with me.
Sarcastically, Lance moaned deeply as he launched into Hodgins. His hands flew to each side of his face. He smirked inwardly when Angela and Brennan cheered. Finally thinking he should finish it, he leaned back, hands still on Hodgins face. Hodgins stayed though, as if he was glued to Lance. He jerked his body back even further and slightly pushed at Jack’s face… but nothing.
The younger male squirmed when he felt Hodgins’ arm wrap around his waist.
“They’re fighting for dominance now… which Lance better give in ‘cause I don’t think Hodgins will stop.” Brennan stated.
“Doesn’t matter, times up. Get you’re hands off of him Jack.” Angela giggled.
Hodgins pulled away gasping, leaving Lance the same way. Lance blushed at Hodgins intense stare and looked away, guiding his body back facing Brennan.
“You’re turn.” Hodgins said smugly.
Angela rolled her eyes and leaned closer into Brennan. Brennan remained still, even as their lips were all but three centimeters away.
Ring.
Brennan jumped slightly but then fished the phone out of her pocket, “Hello? Oh, okay. Okay, bye.”
Everyone stared at her expecting an explanation.
“Booth. He wants me to help him with his back. I gotta go. See you guys later.” Brennan was already out the door before anyone could protest.
“I knew it. Liars. What a coincidence.” Hodgins cursed to himself.
“Hey, that was pure coincidence. But we’re going to kiss. I’m not going to do anything that will make you doubt your trust in me.”
“Yeah, yeah.” Hodgins took a sip of his beer.
“Well, sweetie. I have to go. It’s getting late. See you boys tomorrow.” Angela climbed out of the booth gracefully, making a noisy exit with her high-heels.
Hodgins rose his hands in a what-the-hell? manner, but shrugged it off. “So-” Hodgins attempted a conversation but Sweets was already up and putting his jacket on.
“Ten bucks by tomorrow.” And then he was out the door.
Hodgins jokingly spoke to himself, “Yeah good bye to you too.”
Okay, my first time writing a Bones fanfiction. Sorry if it sucks I just really wanted to try it out. I’ve only recently got hooked on it so I don’t know a whole lot but I’ll know more soon so hopefully my stories will get better. Thanks for reading!
Fandom: Bones
Pairing: Hodgins/Sweets eventual Angela/Brennan
Summary: If Angela has to kiss Brennan then Hodgins has to kiss Sweets.
Angela sat across from Hodgins and Sweets, Brennan to her right. Slowly, she brought the beer to her lips, took a long sip, and then back down to the table. Brennan scooted across the fluffy bench to be closer to the girl.
“Hodgins, you’re not getting what I’m saying. If I kiss Brennan then you have to kiss Sweets.” She talked slowly, as if she was talking to a four year old.
Sweets choked on the sip of water that was running down his throat, “Why me?”
“You’re the only dude here, sweetie.” Angela shrugged.
Brennan motioned with her almost-empty-beer as she talked to the two, “It’s really nothing. You shouldn’t be worried about the kiss because both of you are certain about your sexuality… right?”
“Very funny Dr. Brennan. Reverse psychology.” Sweets added dryly as he put his elbows on the table.
“Don’t be silly Sweets. I don’t believe in such a thing. I’m just stating a fact.” She grabbed hold of Angela’s beer and took a sip, placing it back in front of the other woman.
“Fine.” Hodgins said suddenly, “I’ll do it. But you two have to do it first.”
Angela’s eyes narrowed, “Mhm. You’re not going to do it. I can see it in your eyes.”
Hodgins shrugged, playing with his own alcoholic beverage, “I guess you’ll never know if you don’t do it.”
Sweets put his hands up, “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don’t I have a say in this?”
Hodgins glared at him, “Do you or do you not want to see these girls make out?” He whispered.
Sweets shook his head no, “No! Why would I?”
“’Cause it’s hot!” Hodgins shot at him.
“But kissing another dude isn’t!”
“Yes it is!” Angela giggled, “I personally love it when I see two guys making out.”
“I’m not gonna lie. That’s pretty weird.” Jack sarcastically added.
“It’s just as weird as you getting turned on by girls making out.”
“Fine, fine. Just do it.” Jack mumbled.
“Nope, rules first.” Angela flattened her hands on the table, “If we add tongue you have to add tongue. If we go for half an hour you have to go for half an hour. Which won’t happen because the time limit is five minutes. Stuff like that. ‘Kay sweetie?”
“Yes, whatever. Just do it.” Hodgins sighed and watched Sweets nervously bounce his leg up and down.
“You first.” Brennan stated, crossing her arms.
Hodgins sighs, “I want at least a promise or something that you’re going to kiss. I don’t want to be cheated out of this.”
Angela rolled her eyes, “Trust me sweetie.”
“C’mon Hodgins. We can’t do this.” Sweets’ face was pleading.
“The hell we can’t. We’re doing it Sweets, whether you like it or not.” Hodgins stated sternly.
“Yup,” Angela took a swig of her beer and continued, “Sweets would so be bottom.”
“You know… I can see that.” Temperance cupped her chin in thought.
Sweets’ gaze flung to them, “What?”
“Bottom. You’re definitely on bottom.” Angela nodded along with her words.
“I’ve no idea what you’re talking about.” Sweets now tried to turn the conversation elsewhere, to avoid kissing Hodgins.
“If you and Hodgins had hot gay sex you would be the one getting fucked.” Angela said more slowly.
Brennan giggled while Lance choked on the water that was half way down his throat. That certainly was not the direction he was trying to turn the conversation to.
“So am I going to get to see hot male-on-male action or not?” Angela raised her eyebrows challengingly.
“Only if we get to see hot woman-on-woman action afterwards.” Hodgins shot at her.
“You’ll see woman-on-woman action after.” Brennan put in, “First you two have to kiss, and remember the rules.”
“What am I getting out of this?” Sweets said from the crook of his arm, where his face was currently hiding.
“I’ll give you ten bucks. Just let me kiss you. Please.” Hodgins even put his hands out in front of him as if he was praying.
“Fine, we never speak of this again. Ever. And I swear Hodgins if I don’t see that ten bucks by tomorrow, you’re dead.” Sweets positioned himself so that he was facing Hodgins.
Hodgins mentally high-fived himself while on the outside he had the biggest grin known to man, “Dude, you’re the best.”
“Whatever. Now do it.”
“No problem.”
With that Hodgins attached their lips firmly, placing his hand on Lance’s bicep and the other on his face. He felt heat in his lower abdomen but pushed it away, simply naming it as excitement to see the girls. It got awkward by the second… mainly because Lance wouldn’t move his fucking lips. Hodgins knew he would have to take action if he wanted to see a good fucking kiss, so he bit firmly onto Lance’s bottom lip.
“O-mph!” Lance was about to complain, but since Hodgins jammed his tongue down his throat it was quite difficult.
The younger male angrily pushed Hodgins tongue away with his own. But he must have felt that Lance was going to pull back and end it because Jack’s hand knotted in the hair at the nape of Lance’s neck. That was forgotten though when Jack bit down hard on Lance’s tongue. Instinctively, Lance’s hands fisted in Jack’s shirt, trying to push him away. Sadly for Lance, Hodgins stood his ground.
“Thop!” (Stop!) Lance growled.
As told, Jack let go of his tongue. But Lance was desperate for air, so when he tried for air all he inhaled was Jack’s tongue.
Lance tried to call him an asshole but nothing but mumbles escaped. Lance thought to himself, If Hodgins wants a fucking kiss then he’ll get a fucking kiss. This’ll show him to fuck with me.
Sarcastically, Lance moaned deeply as he launched into Hodgins. His hands flew to each side of his face. He smirked inwardly when Angela and Brennan cheered. Finally thinking he should finish it, he leaned back, hands still on Hodgins face. Hodgins stayed though, as if he was glued to Lance. He jerked his body back even further and slightly pushed at Jack’s face… but nothing.
The younger male squirmed when he felt Hodgins’ arm wrap around his waist.
“They’re fighting for dominance now… which Lance better give in ‘cause I don’t think Hodgins will stop.” Brennan stated.
“Doesn’t matter, times up. Get you’re hands off of him Jack.” Angela giggled.
Hodgins pulled away gasping, leaving Lance the same way. Lance blushed at Hodgins intense stare and looked away, guiding his body back facing Brennan.
“You’re turn.” Hodgins said smugly.
Angela rolled her eyes and leaned closer into Brennan. Brennan remained still, even as their lips were all but three centimeters away.
Ring.
Brennan jumped slightly but then fished the phone out of her pocket, “Hello? Oh, okay. Okay, bye.”
Everyone stared at her expecting an explanation.
“Booth. He wants me to help him with his back. I gotta go. See you guys later.” Brennan was already out the door before anyone could protest.
“I knew it. Liars. What a coincidence.” Hodgins cursed to himself.
“Hey, that was pure coincidence. But we’re going to kiss. I’m not going to do anything that will make you doubt your trust in me.”
“Yeah, yeah.” Hodgins took a sip of his beer.
“Well, sweetie. I have to go. It’s getting late. See you boys tomorrow.” Angela climbed out of the booth gracefully, making a noisy exit with her high-heels.
Hodgins rose his hands in a what-the-hell? manner, but shrugged it off. “So-” Hodgins attempted a conversation but Sweets was already up and putting his jacket on.
“Ten bucks by tomorrow.” And then he was out the door.
Hodgins jokingly spoke to himself, “Yeah good bye to you too.”
Okay, my first time writing a Bones fanfiction. Sorry if it sucks I just really wanted to try it out. I’ve only recently got hooked on it so I don’t know a whole lot but I’ll know more soon so hopefully my stories will get better. Thanks for reading!