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[bonescientist]

It was safe to state that Angela Pearly Gates Montenegro had a problem

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i'm the writer. got a front page cover. hot gossip 'bout who's with their latest lover;

[bonescientist]

[Uh oh. Brennan can guess what Angela's shout is about. She cringes, but is almost physically unable to pull her hands from the keyboard of her laptop.

She didn't mean to write any of this! Nor did she ever mean to post it, it just... happened! She was supposed to be typing up a first draft of her new novel (might as well do something to pass the time) but then Kathy and Andy suddenly turned into Angela and Hodgins. And Brennan does not know why.

And damn it, but she can't stop thinking about writing a sequel of some sort.

Double damn. Angela. Still waiting for a reply. Distractedly, Brennan calls back:]

...Yes?

i'm the writer. got a front page cover. hot gossip 'bout who's with their latest lover;

[bonescientist]

[Brennan is confused. Angela sounds unhappy. Brennan didn't think this little story was that bad. Is it that bad? She can't even tell. She just knows she had a sudden, compulsive need to type this down.]

Well, I... I just started to type my new book, but... it, it turned into this, somehow.

[That's the truth, at least. It was entirely unexpected, but she spent a good amount of time on it. Really, is it truly that bad? Angela's tone seems to imply so. A tiny amount of disappointment creeps into Brennan's tone as she speaks up again.]

You think it's bad.

ooc;

[sword_boy]

[Why was it this weekend that I decide to pull my character out of the city? This is epic epic amounts of lolz that makes me believe that you've perfectly gotten her voice... and I don't really watch the show outside the occasional rerun. I just had to comment and say that!]

ooc;

[bonescientist]

[Ahahahaha, thank you so much for saying that! I was a little nervous about this and tried hard to keep it IC in regards as to how Brennan would word things while making it... well, bad and OOC at the same time. Thanks again, much appreciated!]

ooc;

[sword_boy]

[just starting to reading this stuff, I could tell it was perfectly Brennan, and how you had her describe the act... yes, it's her.... and it is so lolzy. The only thing I can tell that's OOC here, is the fact that she's writing fanfiction about her friend's love life... although she's written sex scenes before in her canon if my memory is right. Where she's described something that Hodgins does because Angela was describing it so she would have the scene look good for one of her books... so maybe it isn't so OOC...

nobody saw that... f my ability to forget tense endings]

ooc;

[bonescientist]

[Yeah, in canon Angela gives input for the sex scenes in Brennan's books (because they would probably be a bit technical otherwise) so the ooc aspect in this post is mostly the fact that she's writing fic about her friends, yes. I couldn't make myself to make Brennan write an actual sex scene for this, though - this is horrifying enough for poor Angela, lol.]

voice

[thesecondslayer]

...What the hell.

voice

[bonescientist]

Too fast-paced? I agree. The second draft will be better.

voice

[thesecondslayer]

I was more asking why the hell write it at all, but whatever.

voice

[bonescientist]

Well, obviously, I experienced an impulse in my brain that lead to action. Haven't you ever done anything because you felt like you had to?

[adamantined]

Pearly Gates? Are you trying to start this thing off by saying she's about to die and go to Heaven?

[bonescientist]

No. That is actually Angela's middle name. You can ask her yourself.

[adamantined]

Well now I just feel bad, but you have to admit. It fits the situation. Or maybe what Angela wishes she could do right now.

[bonescientist]

I'm trying, but I'm not quite sure what you mean by that.

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[worksmart]

[Elbows on keyboards when you're staring at the screen in horror are difficult things. There's a muttered curse before the sound clicks off.]

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[bonescientist]

[Wh- was that a curse? Really? Don't think you can get away with that, mister. The sound is turned back on with determination.]

Well, that was hardly constructive criticism.

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[worksmart]

[And there's just a sigh as he resignedly reconnects.]

Neither was yours.

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[bonescientist]

[A brief pause in this end.]

I'm confused as to what you mean. Are you still sore about that penis talk few days ago? Should I apologize?