Voicemail

[boneyard_girl]

"You found my prerecorded voice, speak at the beep."

[BEEP]

[Ada Miller is a character from "Daughter of the Midway, the Mermaid, and the Open, Lonely Sea" by the fantastic Seanan McGuire, part of the Carniepunk anthology and the InCryptid universe. I am not Ada, Seanan, or Àstrid Bergès-Frisbey. This is an RP journal for pretendy-funtimes

Comments

[rhymeswithtable]

"Whoa whoa whoa, hold the phone! Body positivity is great and all, but I wouldn't ask anybody to take off more clothes than they're comfortable with! If any! At all! Ever! Well, maybe some of the cuter boys around here, but even then I'd have to get to know them first! And Mermando. You know, if Mermando wore clothes and wasn't marrying the Manatee Queen."

[Crazy phone call diverted thisaway from here!]

[boneyard_girl]

HERE!