1. I wish I had the option of knowing certain things before they could ever happen. I’m really fucking uneasy. Hence the following statement: The weather was sad again tonight, and it drizzled a little bit because I’m feeling very confused and nervous. Knowing basically anything right now would be easier than thinking the absolute worst. I guess ( Read more... )

Iesha, Iesha so glad to meet ya ( Read more... )

Alan Sheperd: "Thank you very much. Hello Camp Firewood, hello. Thank you for having me. You know I went to sleepaway camp so long ago that it was the Stone Age. No, but seriously, it wasn't the Stone Age, it was the Ice Age. No, really it was the Stone Age. But folks actually I went to Camp Makluden in the Pine Hills of Westchester New York, and ( Read more... )

And I don't know what I'm gonna do without my Boo00OO!!

Dude! Holy shit. Finally, Tickle Me Emo is out.
If you thought Tickle Me Elmo was big. Check him out!

Tickle Me Emo

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Ass Machine Juice.
What's yours?
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I go to Salem State, therefore I am.

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says ( Read more... )

I'm going to put on my Dru Hill CD and drive my car into someone's living room.

I’m at a house trying to find my drums with Backman, but I can’t get to them. Instead, I enter a room where Chris is throwing chex mix into a dirty fish tank that explodes into four huge geysers as a result to “digest” the “fish food.” This scares the fish away into a vortex around the four geysers that are now filling the room with water. Now we ( Read more... )