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[boniface_xi]

There are days that I think to myself "I love my town - I don't know how I'll feel about it when it's actually time to move this fall."  Then all it takes is a quick drive downtown to remind me how I'll feel.  Downtown Sturgis is hell.  It's beyond hell.  Satan wouldn't even want to hang out there.  Half of one of the main roads in town is torn up

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[forever_polish]

I've never heard or seen a town get a mascot for construction season (which, in my opinion, if they would build the roads right the first time around, they wouldn't have to keep redoing them every three years). Maybe the mascot trend is really popular though across the country, but just not in my area because someone from Detroit would come shoot the thing and then light it on fire within the first couple of hours.

[boniface_xi]

I think it's just more that my town is ridiculous. Shooting it and lighting it on fire? That gives me a wonderful idea.