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[boniface_xi]

The exploration for new forms of life is one that has captured man's imagination for centuries.  Are we alone?  Some say that we are.  These are also the people that say farting is a sin.  Tonight, I did what scientists and explorers alike have been trying to do for years: made contact with other life forms.

I began by taking an inventory of my

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[forever_polish]

I'm amazed that the extremely large mother thinks that she is doing her body a favor by drinking a case of lite bear with her nine bags of chips.

When I worked at Olive Garden, I used to see larger people ordering plate after plate after plate of the all-you-can-eat pasta with diet pop and a little side salad.

It's like, um hello, that's not going to help you not gain weight if you're going to continue eating a bunch of junk food, or continue eating seven days worth of dinners in one sitting.