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1) Do you still have items that belong to your ex?
-i keep all their hearts in a carved wooden box under my bed.
2) Do you have a date this week?
-i have a three-day date this weekend.
3) Does your ex still have items that belong to you?
-he has my ukulele. she has books and letters of mine. another he has a pair of my shoes. but the second he isn't really an ex. unless you ask anyone except him.
4) Who is the last person you had a good conversation with?
-alyce and i had a good talk last night.
5) Do you get along with guys or girls better?
-i am most comfortable in the presence of boyish females and girlie boys. my next favorite is manly men - there's a flowchart tattooed to my lower back.
6) If you could bring back anyone that has passed who would it be?
-i wouldn't.
7) Do you hide your emotions?
-i'm on a reckless crusade for honesty, and yet i sometimes feel that i'm even more secretive with my true feelings than the average person.
8) Has anyone ever called you baby, with meaning?
-you mean like a baby? various people have been suggesting that i'm immature lately, which isn't something i've heard ever before now. except for laughing at farts or the fact that las vegas's local cable company is called cox.
9) What book are you reading?
-oh, it's so good. so so good. i'm making a film out of one of the short stories, so i can't tell you what it's called.
10) Who was the last person you had an argument with?
-devon and i get cross with each other every time we talk, but it's never serious or with any permanence.
11) Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
-no. i'm a voyeur.
12) Do you prefer to take showers at night or in the morning?
-i am not a person who feels comfortable with any sort of schedule.
13) When was the last time you had pizza?
-i don't remember.
14) What is the last movie you saw in a theater?
-SO WHAT HAPPENS IS HUMANS POLLUTE THE PLANET TO THE POINT THAT LIFE IS UNSUSTAINABLE SO THE PLAN IS TO GO TO SPACE FOR FIVE YEARS WHILE THESE LITTLE ROBOTS CLEAN UP. HOWEVER, THE MESS IS REALLY INSURMOUNTABLE AND HUMANS STAY IN UP THERE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS. THE STORY FOCUSES ON THE ONE REMAINING ROBOT ON EARTH. IT IS ALSO A LOVE STORY.
15) What do you wish you had right now at this moment?
-a cuddle puddle.
16) When was the last time you got really upset?
-my cat likes to drink out of my cup of water. i am comfortable with this. a few nights ago, though, he knocked over a full glass onto a (watercolor) painting of xander that was really beautiful and had taken a lot of time. it turned into a brownish gray smear on a soggy mess of paper. so i just sort of tugged on my hair and tried to stay level but devon was like, who cares, xander sucks. and i still tried to keep calm so i said something noncommittal but devon just kept fanning the flames and saying rude things about xander so i had a hissy fit.
17) Has someone ever made you a Build-A-Bear?
-nope. i guess i don't have any true friends.
18) Worst relationship mistake you wish you could take back?
-i try to be one of those people who lets things go.
i usually fail.
19) Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
they gave me caterpillars.
20) When you see new people, do you critique how they look or act?
-when i pass people on the sidewalk, i look deep into their inner souls.
either that or down their shirts.
21) Do you have nice eyes?
i have two of them.
22) What is something you need to go shopping for?
a ride to san francisco.
23) Whose birthday is coming up?
- devon. xander. kelsie.
24) Were you happy when you woke up?
-i didn't fall asleep.
25) How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
-how ever old i am when i get pregnant and decide not to get scraped.
26) What's your favorite restaurant?
I Am Sure This Is Obvious.
27) Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
-i'm a bad influence.
28) What was the last thing you cried about?
-no need to bore you with the details.
29) Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
-i like to think i'm honest, which makes things harder but simpler.
30) Do you have a secret that no one knows?
-i have so many that i could go swimming in them. in a big pool. big enough to invite all my friends. but i wouldn't invite them, because i don't want all my friends to go swimming in the deepest darkest end of my secrets.
31) Do you have people in your life that you can truly call best friends?
-i do.
32) What do you think of people who have their name tattooed on them?
-i think that they're people who have their name tattooed on them.
33) What are you currently thinking about?
-i'm marveling at how gorgeous i am.
34) What color are your eyes?
-dirt.
37) What are the last spoken words you heard?
-"it's really good."
38) What song are you listening to?
-"apres moi" by regina spektor.
39) What are your plans for tomorrow?
-i don't plan.
40) Do you ever just take random pictures of yourself when you are bored?
-nope
41) Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
-spinster
42) Who was the last person that called?
-alyce, but i didn't pick up because i am a bitch.
43) What are the initials of the last person you kissed?
-i'm having trouble putting the most recent smooches in chronological order. it's either dj, nh, aj, or at.
44) Where were you on July 4th?
-i don't know.
45) Do you plan on moving in the next year?
-yes i do!
46) Why do you like the person you like?
-i like a lot of persons! they're usually funny and cute.
47) What's the last movie you watched?
-i think you asked this already.
48) anything bugging you?
-yes.
49) Are you ticklish?
-oh god.
so. so. so. ticklish.
50) Who's thinking about you right now?
-who isn't?