Comments | bonjour_bear: c'mon barbie lets go party

bonjour_bear

c'mon barbie lets go party

Aug 25, 2003 04:14

Ive never really thought back on my time with plastic humans before, but today, as I was watching a little girl browsing the barbie's (the fake ones) in save-on, I remembered that strange sexual energy and giddy shame of playing with barbie's in my bedroom. It is now clear to me that barbie and friends released our initial sexuality. If our parents ( Read more... )

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poisoned_pen August 25 2003, 17:25:10 UTC

hahaha, i remember the barbie days. i remember actually confessing to my parents once about what my friends and i did with them. hahah. good times.

bonjour_bear August 25 2003, 22:51:24 UTC

yeah i mean shit.... whoever didnt make barbieorgies had major issues growing up. and obviously is now an ASEXUAL hermit crab
xoxoxo

poisoned_pen August 25 2003, 23:19:49 UTC

hahah, seriously. barbie was actually initially a novelty toy thingie in europe. then this dude started marketing them to little girls in america.

bonjour_bear August 27 2003, 01:49:26 UTC

thats fucking tizzight. But you know whats tighter?... my friend lives in the house that the woman who invented barbie lived in... and barbie and ken were the names of her flipping kids. sick shit ey? yes
xox

sheer brilliance... yourself_mania August 26 2003, 19:41:47 UTC

sophie your barbie theories are fucking amazing. pure genius. :::corny wavy lines that indicate a flashback::: sitting on my floor playing with my barbies, barbie wearing nothing but her hot pink spiked heels and casually walking up to ken and brushing up against him as he strolls like a GQ model down the path. she brushes up against him.....they fuck. amazing amazing. i miss you like i miss putting those little barbie heels in my mouth and chewing them to nothing but little nothings, and spitting them out on the floor after having a near death experience. love love love. big kiss.

Re: sheer brilliance... bonjour_bear August 27 2003, 01:56:30 UTC

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU AND I FUCKING MISS YOU! CANT WAIT TO THE LANE COMES HOME TO ME!!!!! GRRRR.... yeah barbie shoes were the old ciggarettee oh so trendy. ui knew a little girl who played doctor with barbie shoes.... a year later her friend had an operation and they found a barbie show in her vagina. hahahaha i love you laney cant wiat to see you hit that like a champ yoou goof!

YEAH MY DUAGHTER KEPT PUTTING THINGS IN HER VAGINA... SHE JUST THOUGHT IT WAS HER PURSE....
" HONEY WHERE ARE THE KEYS?!!!!" little girl comes running inside ( jingly in a key like manner )