So Bonnie shows up from Texas on Thursday, we go to a kareoke bar that's hosting a party and I steal their chicken. We go to a second bar where I get into an altercation with the bartender's girlfriend and we stay there until closing. On Friday we go to Brooklyn and drink at a place called "The Pub" which is run by an Irish man/rapist named Noah ( Read more... )

I drank soooo many SPARKS at 2-6pm that I passed out and am just now waking up (1:33AM). Does this mean I have to be awake for the rest of the night? This SUCKS! DAMN YOU SPARKS! You leave my body feeling very strange and very poisoned. Plus, you totally taste like robotussin. And the "light" version of you tastes like shit and leaves my mouth ( Read more... )

Smoked out for the first time in 4 months, drank alot of hennessey, migrated north to Canada where I drank a two-liter bottle of Lebatt Blue, climbed a mountain, got hit by a car, and smoked an entire pack of cigarettes in one sitting as I drunk dialed everyone in my telephone shouting "HEY I'M IN CANADA! HAHAHAAHAHA ( Read more... )

Xiu Xiu is my favorite new band ( Read more... )

I fell off the wagon in a big fuckin' way.

I JUST ATE A HUGE MEAT SANDWHICH...AND IT WAS DELICIOUS! AND I HAVE AN IPOD...THE 60GB ONE!! AND I OWN MORE THAN ONE PAIR OF DESIEL JEANS! AND I LIKE STARBUCKS TOFEE ALMOND BARS!! AND I DON'T CARE!! WOOHOO!!

I drank way too much jager last night. I don't remember anything past lets say...1 O'clock. Which was 20 minutes after I got there. This morning I was so hungover/still inebriated I got locked out of my apartment ($200 to get back in...thank you Bulgarian locksmith) and then left my purse at McDonalds. My head feels as though it is being devoured ( Read more... )

I just read it it 98 degrees in Texas. What the shit is that. Right now its 48 outside and I only have a flimsy jacket and rapidly thinning blood due to alcohol intake. I can't even go outside it's so cold. Maine may have some good lobster and cool seals and strangely attractive, rugged men in flannels, but this shit is sick.

The Ultimate P.J. Harvey album...15 songs...go ( Read more... )

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