And all that jazz

[bonnette]

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[fionn_fezzic]

so let me get it right she dropped you off at work and on the way up to your flat her top got riped off on the stair well
then as she tired to get the keys to work it broke in the lock

she called out to the guy next door who was at that moment doing a major drug deal with columbian drug lords

so at this point she tried to call the haven as her phone ran outta battery power

so she decided to try to clime onto the balcony but her pants caught on the railing so she was left naked sept for her thongs

so as she tried to keep warm by doing jumping jacks the police came past charged her for indeset acts

so shes curently in jail awaiting trial

honest its what i was told

LOL

[bonnette]

Yeah okay you caught me out, I was just giving you the PG rating, but shhhhh don't tell anyone.