Comments | bonoboluvmonkey: shitty poetry at work

bonoboluvmonkey

shitty poetry at work

Jan 10, 2006 04:27

so i wrote this at work today while the pool was empty. if you are an attractive woman who has ever lifeguarded at a shitty indoor lap pool, i think you'll appreciate it. its about "safety breaks ( Read more... )

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ariadani January 10 2006, 15:25:57 UTC

i totally enjoyed your poem...amused me before work at 5 this morning.

find_thyself January 10 2006, 17:27:20 UTC

hahahahaha! genius!

alec_jw_1221 January 10 2006, 19:38:30 UTC

I'm entertained.

herzlislife January 10 2006, 22:07:42 UTC

That was excellent. I heartily enjoyed it, and when am I seeing you before you go back to RF?

anonymous January 11 2006, 04:38:14 UTC

what's this about smoking?

bonoboluvmonkey January 11 2006, 10:30:46 UTC

this isnt neccessarily about me specifically, more of a compilation of shared experiences of guards i know/have known. i just thought it sounded good. like smoking is considered prettty laid back, and the idea of it involving heat vs. cold wet lap swimmers waiting for the pool to reopen. im also pretty damn sure that if we were actually caught outside smoking during a safety break we could get in pretty big trouble. its shitty poetry, not real life.

anyway i HATE anonymous comments, if you dont have a livejournal and leave me a comment, at least leave your name so i know who you are.
not doing so is just rude.

x_______x January 11 2006, 20:19:01 UTC

I have an idea, why don't you throw a fucking hissy fit and write a pissy early morning rant; I'm sure that will make everything better. So I wasn't signed in and diden't notice until after I posted, so what? why should I be signed in if I don't use livejournal?

k, fuck you.
-Adam

bonoboluvmonkey January 12 2006, 05:55:51 UTC

.....im sorry.....*hugs*
i diddnt mean to be all pissy......
it just kindof annoys me...
*hugs*?