I kicked a football player, because that's how I roll
Pick the month you were born
January--i danced with
Febuary--i loved
March--i choked on
April--i played with
May-- i kicked
June--i murdered
July--i sang to
August--i had lunch with
September--i ran over
October--i yelled at
November--i smoked
December--i jumped
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a llama
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------my dog
7-------a phone
8-------a banana
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------
11-------an ipod
12-------a mexican
13-------myself
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------chuck norris
20-------a football player
21-------A homeless guy
22-------my friend tounge
23-------a noodle
24-------my girlfriend
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------a cd
28-------my science teacher
29-------a pig
30-------my cell phone
31-------a permanent marker
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because im sexy
Black-------Because the voices told me to
Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because i love her.
Blue--------Because i was high
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm fruity
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.