because i'm bored out of my skull, and someone sent this to me.
Awesome Survey of AwesomenessWhat is you full name?:Kellah! (yeah, that's it. I changed my name.) When is your birthday?:November 24, 1986. Same day as Father Serras- we also share a love of slaughterting indians. How tall are you?:Tall enough to never find pants that fit. Eye color?:green/yellow/orange...grellonge? Hair color?:orange/red.... What nationality(s) are you?:American. Duh. Do you eat the crust on your bread and sandwiches?:most of the time. I wish they still made that bread that had icing on the crust though. That'd be amazing. Any piercings?:Just my ears. I'm a pussy. Any tatoos?:only the giant photo realistic teticle across my lower back You have three wishes, what are they?:Don't tell me what I have and don't have, asshole! What sound can you not stand?:When anything crescendos really quickly then stops- the perfect example: "Whole lotta love" by the Zep. TERRIBLE SOUNDS. If you could do a cover for any band for any song, what would it be?:Layla,(the Derek and the Dominoes OG version). I think you all know why. Special talents?:Um. I have the ability to leave one sip left in all of my water bottles, then start a new one. What is the first thing you do when you wake up?:Curse the capitalist fat cats and their bourgeoise ways! What is the last song you sang?:Don't stop believing by Journey. Do you play any instruments?:Oh, I do. I do. You just can't play this one in the concert band. And by this one, I mean guitar hero. Jesus, what were you thinking? Do you know any awesomely random facts?:No. I've never known a fact ever. And CERTINATELY not an awesomely random one. Which X-Man would you want to be?:None. The super power I want is Jon's from Watchmen. If I can't be god, I don't want some shitty substitute. BE HONEST- Do you listen to show tunes?:No. I actually normally don't like musicals. People busting out into song makes me very uncomfortable for some reason. Do you want to go to college?:No. College is for losers. Whats the first thing you do when you get home from school?:Battle the beasts away from the door. Then usually get a drink of juice. Is there anyone you are desperate to meet?:The person that's going to fund my first film. Do you dance around your house when nobodys home?:I dance around where people can see me. I'll subject anyone to the horrors of my ability to dance. Favorite quote?:Currently? "It feels like someone with a fever is yelling in my pants!" because the Venture Bros. is pretty much the best show ever. Main source of exercise?:I walk a whole hell of a lot. That, and turning tricks. Yay or NayDiet Pepsi?:NO pepsi of any kind. Extra curricular activities?:Pft. None of the sober kind. Kids?:should be squished on sight Colored contacts?:They're alirght. Except when they slip and you can see a bit of the color underneath. That's creepy. Seinfeld?:I haven't watched much. Bread?:FUCK YEAH! bread is one of my main food groups. That and fruity snacks. Hair cuts?:Are awkward. Especially in templeton. Where someone you went to high school will unfailingly be cutting your hair trying to make small talk. Hiking?:Fuck that bull shit. Styrofoam?:soaked in gasoline makes napalm. Black and white photography?:Can be alright. I prefer color. Chess?:Don't know how to play. I'm an uncultured and retarded swine. Coffee?:Another one of my food groups. Yes, coffee is a food. Portugal?:oh man i HATE portugal. FUCK THAT SHIT. No, I don't really have any opinion on portugal at all. Speed dial?:When was this made?! Techno?:Hell yes. What C.D.s are in your sterio right now?:how long is this? and i don't own a STERIO. Guilty pleasures?:Rhianna, icing out of the can, cheesy murder mystery novels. If you had to eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?:quesodillas. no hesitation there. The Ring- creepy or stupid?:scared the living shit out of me for like 4 months after i saw it. I think it's a grade A horror flick, but I'm not gonna get into that. Do you get along with your family?:If by family, you mean the mob, then yes. If you were an animagus, which form would you take?:A caterpillar. I'd be eating your garden before you'd know it. Speak other languages?:The language of LOVE. How many continents have you been to?:One. Favorite song (as of right now)?:I'm really into the new racontuers cd and "out at the pictures" by hot chip Favorite flower?:Orchids or Lillies. Do you read comic books?:Yes. Very much so. Is there anyone you would be maimed, tortured, or killed for?:Ham, the robot kitten. Contacts, glasses, or neither?:Contacts. Glasses when those are too dirty to stay in anymore. Hometown?:HOMOTOWN. HUR! What is the best best bored game?:BORED game? probably "guess what i'm thinking". My brother made that up. Yeah. Favorite flavor of juice?:that's a tough one. Probably cranberry/white grape mixed together. That's some good shiz. Orientation?:Was pretty boring at USC. Have you ever been in love? (depending on what your concept of love is):We are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong. Searchin our hearts for so long, both of us knowing...love is a battlefield. Have you ever been skinny dipping?:Yes. Assertive or passive?:Meh. Are you in the shower?:yes! with my waterproof laptop! Any regrets?:I wasted time on this instead of making bagel bites. Do you swear?:YOUR CUNT IS GOING TO FUCKING RUST SHUT! Do you have any pet peeves?:when my hair makes me look like a goddamn cocker spaniel. Like right now. Do you own a car?:Just the bentley. Favourite Ice cream flavor?:Mint Chocolate chip or rocky road. The best cheesy pick up line?:Baby girl, I don't got a huge ol' house, I rent a room in a house, listen baby girl, I ain't got a motorboat but I can float your boat. Do you like fast food?:Does the pope shit in the woods?....wait.... Do you like salad?:if there's a lot of dressing and possibly some meat to make it as un saladable as possible. Take this survey | Find more surveys
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