A stolen fun-time urbandictionary.com quiz-o-rama!
Since i'm back home, the cats are happy, and I've caught myself up on the latest (absolutely-fucking-amazing) episode of Venture Bros. I'm going to fill out this little quiz before I shower.
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write a definition it gives you...
1) Your name? Kelly
A trailer whore, who enjoys pretending to be a classy girl of moderate intelligence, and covers her putrid cunt stink with gallons of cheap perfume. Within a week of meeting a Kelly she will have sub-par sex with you to insure that you talk to her for another month in random intervals. Kelly probably just gave you a disease.
2) How old are you? 21
The age at which one is finally considered human.
3) One of your friends? Ike
when you hit a pipe or bong filled with weed really really hard like when ike hit tina turner
4) What Should You Be Doing?Cleaning
(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
5) Favorite Food? Mexican Food
Mexican food is food from Mexico.
And it's good.
6) Hometown? Templeton
one of the most boring places in the world.located halfway between San Francisco and Los Angeles.The only thing to do in templeton is either drink, have relationships or sit at the park (or a combination of all the above)
7) Word to describe yourself? dirty
A marijuana cigarette that is laced with cocaine.
8) Car you drive? Ford Mustang
a vehicle I own which I would race for slips against any of the fucksticks above who probably drive hondas with little neon lights
"I know your Mustang just kicked the holy hell out of my neat little tuner, but I need a car."
"Sorry asswipe, take the bus."
9) Last person you talked to on the phone? My mom
the president
10) Your last name? McGillicuddy
The more common spelling of a very hilarious Irish surname; see McGillicutty. Makes a good filler word, especially for proper names.
ugh. Note that before you do this- all it will achieve is making you realize Urbandictionary.com is just another hellish dump of stupidity, not unlike youtube comments or yahoo answers.
people on the internet are retarded.
but anyway, some of the definitions were pretty hilarious i thought. Now, to get in the shower and on my way to a well deserved night of rest!
all for now,
Kelly
p.s. more on my week and the madness that it was when i regain coherency.
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write a definition it gives you...
1) Your name? Kelly
A trailer whore, who enjoys pretending to be a classy girl of moderate intelligence, and covers her putrid cunt stink with gallons of cheap perfume. Within a week of meeting a Kelly she will have sub-par sex with you to insure that you talk to her for another month in random intervals. Kelly probably just gave you a disease.
2) How old are you? 21
The age at which one is finally considered human.
3) One of your friends? Ike
when you hit a pipe or bong filled with weed really really hard like when ike hit tina turner
4) What Should You Be Doing?Cleaning
(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
5) Favorite Food? Mexican Food
Mexican food is food from Mexico.
And it's good.
6) Hometown? Templeton
one of the most boring places in the world.located halfway between San Francisco and Los Angeles.The only thing to do in templeton is either drink, have relationships or sit at the park (or a combination of all the above)
7) Word to describe yourself? dirty
A marijuana cigarette that is laced with cocaine.
8) Car you drive? Ford Mustang
a vehicle I own which I would race for slips against any of the fucksticks above who probably drive hondas with little neon lights
"I know your Mustang just kicked the holy hell out of my neat little tuner, but I need a car."
"Sorry asswipe, take the bus."
9) Last person you talked to on the phone? My mom
the president
10) Your last name? McGillicuddy
The more common spelling of a very hilarious Irish surname; see McGillicutty. Makes a good filler word, especially for proper names.
ugh. Note that before you do this- all it will achieve is making you realize Urbandictionary.com is just another hellish dump of stupidity, not unlike youtube comments or yahoo answers.
people on the internet are retarded.
but anyway, some of the definitions were pretty hilarious i thought. Now, to get in the shower and on my way to a well deserved night of rest!
all for now,
Kelly
p.s. more on my week and the madness that it was when i regain coherency.