because i'm at home and it's too hot to be outside...

[boo_on_whales]

-What were you doing the last time someone video taped you?
being possessed by the rainbow ghost. i hate words with two sets of double ss. fuck that.

-Last sporting event you attended?
probably my brother's football game. I don't really do the whole sports thing. but this year i got my student pass to the USC games! Fuck yeah!

-Do you or did you ever hang posters on your bedroom walls?
my freshman year in college you couldn't even see the walls in my dorm.

-Describe your shower curtain:
i don't have one. I shower behind my glass door, so the kitties get a free show. but then i have to squeegee it. words with two double ee's are okay by me though.

-Last text from?
a hooker named jaime.

-Do you always try to play matchmaker with your single friends?
I don't think i've ever set anyone up. And I think it should stay that way.

-What was the last piece of mail you received?
hey bitch, here's yo' money that will barely cover 1/2 of your year here at this insanely expensive school! love, USC

-Do you read the funnies in the Sunday Paper?
not anymore. my only love was for far side and of course, calvin and hobbes.

-Who do you know that had a baby most recently?
me. it lives in the dumpster now.

-What was the last meal or food you cooked?
that i cooked? does pouring a bottled frappacuinno over ice count? i say it does.

-At what age did you get your ears pierced?
my tenth birthday. it was quite the big deal.

-Have you ever used a Polaroid camera?
hahaha. yes. and polaroid 4 X 5 sheet film in the back of a large format camera. which is way fun.

-What is your favorite stuffed animal?
STRANGE TOY FOR STRANGE GIRL! or my manatee or my lobster

-Have you ever driven a moving truck?
I've only driven stationary ones...making the noises and pulling the levers.

-What free catalogs do you get in the mail?
none. but i just remembered oriental trading company and am so sad that i don't get it. I think i'm going to request it.

-Do you wear shoes on your carpet at home?
CARPET IS FO FOOLS! I GOT WOOD FLOORS, BITCH!

-When is the last time you checked a book out of the library?
oh lord.

-What were the last photos you had developed pictures of?
Pictures of rotting things at home in the rain. Very happy photos.

-Do you read the gossip magazines in the check out line?
only weekly world news. And that's not gossip, that's gospel--truth.

-If living in a 3 story apartment building, what floor would you choose to live on?
i live in a 4 story apartment builing and i live on the third floor, but i think i'd prefer to not have anyone live above me.

-Do you still own any casette tapes?
no, i wish i still had my Mary Kate and Ashely Olsen "I am the cute one" tape, though.

-Do you need coffee or caffeine to get through your day?
it's the only drug i'm truly addicted to.

-Do you still own a camera that takes film?
several, in fact.

-What is your favorite piece of furniture in your house?
my bed. it is very soft.

-What type of souvenirs do you buy on vacation?
i don't usually buy souvenirs, i take pictures...but i'll buy stuff for friends. like giant shot glasses or aprons with giant penises attatched.... mostly giant things.

-When and where was the last amusement park you went to?
DISNEYLAND! AH!

-Are there any frozen dinners in your freezer?
just my frozen fetuses.

-Last thing you bought in a vending machine?
used japanese school girl underwear

-Have you ever taken dance lessons?
oh fuck yeah. I'll out-tap any of y'all.

-Do you own any sports apparel or jerseys?
i have mock trial shirts from high school- and that's a sport to me.

-Does your mom still keep your baby teeth for memories?
that and the penis they removed at birth.

-What is 1 rule you will give your teenage children concerning dating?
in the wise words of outkast... "a ho gonna be a ho, it don't matter 'bout you stressin', the only thing to do, is tap that load and wear protection."

-Do bikers in big groups wearing all leather scare you?
reminds me of my childhood as a biker whore.

-If no one is home, do you close the bathroom door to pee?
yes, otherwise ike fucks with the toilet paper and is a bitch.