You all suck.

Oh live journal, how I havent missed you at all. Today a man asked me where he could fine a middle eastern Toilet. I told him that if he couldnt find it at home depot then he probably woule have to go to the middle east, then he told me what it looked like and i told him to buy a toilet seat cover a dig a hole. Ok that last part I didnt say But ( Read more... )

There was nothing fake about that.

If this is any glimpse of how my life will be in the future, I should just end it now. I understand why they needed to classify shaken baby syndrome. If I ever have kids, they will need a personal body guard. He will also double as my personal toe nail clipper man. We should all just be rastafarians. One love ( Read more... )

I couldnt tell you whats inside
Some missed puzzle pieces or lint and some change
blank space to be filled with more nothingness
lack of life and of emotion
I've given up
the things that mean the most
dont
I cant escape
Lost
Trapped

Save me.

I'm sick of myspace/downriver boys IMing me. And I know what you are saying "take your s/n off your profile" well I would but alot of cool people IM me too. Double edged sword. I am not who you think. I will not take you seriously or care at all. Home made bangs are the best. To be honest I wish I could battle rap. I have worn this shirt for ( Read more... )

So I got my vag pierced yesterday. Seriously. My wonderful canadian friend Mike had the pleasure of doing it. He informed me tho that one of my labias is larger than the other so its crooked. I will be giving shows if anyone wants to see it. Monday- Friday 4:00-4:15 $2.00 and Saturday and Sunday all day, Free.

So over it.

My week in a list ( Read more... )