Its actually quite odd. This knowing that people fly from all over the world to experience something that you drive to, Hop skip and a jump. I mean people coming for the snow every year is one thing. We do have amazing snow. Best on earth or so it says on my license plate. Anyway Kira and I were invited to a magazine premiere party. A sports ( Read more... )

Got a whole new Layout. Courtney I love you more than thank you could cover. Go look cause it doesnt suck anymore.

I would never want to be tedious. I think that would be the worst thing. Its bad enough when I annoy myself. Really if the sound of my voice bothers me its not looking good for you either. I made this gawky man boy cry today. His religious jewelry just smiling that happy jesus loving smile. A part of me in my head licked his tears just to make ( Read more... )

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So I wont be around for awhile. I guess there is no point really. I have surgery. Death is imminent. Break my heart then put me under. great. nothing to wake up for. Joy and rapture. So maybe well talk later if I wake up and decide I want to. Okay I know I want to I really want to thats the fucking problem

So im driving home from work and im on my street and this missionary is walking. Were walking. and right infront of my car he just slips. It was like an act of god sent for my amusment. In my head I asked him if he has accepted jesus as his lord and personal savior ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday to me.

My birthday is monday. I am excited for my party on saturday. James Dean and me in a dress to beat Jackie O and pink cons Yes!! So hot ( Read more... )

I think they should just call VH1 “Ashley’s ex network” I fucking hate them a lot. They don’t have to quite show Good Charlotte enough. Oh no. Not like they aren’t a fucking plague taking over the world. Not like they don’t suck. Not like I have to see him being all retarded knowing that 14-year-old girls allover the world want to have his babies ( Read more... )

I got my promotion today. This means more money, less stress and did I mention more money. Also Kira is going to throw me a Elivis 50s party for my birthday. Yes she loves me that much. So I am so excited I have been spastic for at least 2 hours. I haev almost all my christmas shopping done. Dope and pigface was an experience to say the least. I ( Read more... )