it's 6 am
TUMBLR SURVEY THINGY
1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
-Janet Tamaro's thought process
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
-Nope
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
-Seeing as I do on occasion and all my friends do, it wouldn't bother me.
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
-Depends on who they are. I generally live by the DMX philosophy of "If I ain't known you since I was like six, I don't trust you." But there are some newer friends that I absolutely trust.
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
-Driving to pick my best friend up from the airport.
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
-Said best friend.
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
-To be honest, I have no idea because it's been so long since I've been in a relationship. Like, with my first girlfriend, I thought that maybe the reason she broke up with me was because she found someone else while I was off at college (which wasn't the case) but I remember feeling really angry about it. But everyone I've dated since then... there hasn't really been much of an emotional connection to any of them, so I'd probably feel relieved to have an out in the relationship.
8: Are you close with your dad?
-I guess
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
-God, the fascination with kissing is really annoying.
10: What are you listening to?
-The fan right now since it's 6am. But I was listening to Brandi Carlile's Bear Creek album pretty much nonstop all week. Like, I can't stop.
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
- Water
12. Do you like hickeys?
No.
13: What time do you go to bed?
-Any time between 3am - 6:30am
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
-Not really.
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
-I could when I had a regular cell phone, but now I have a touch screen and it makes it difficult.
16: Do you always answer your texts?
-I have, on occasion, pretended I left my phone at home or the battery died when I don't want to talk to someone...
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
-No.
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
-Five hours ago when I helped him try on drag clothes.
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
-Yes, there are several people.
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
-Maura Tierney is pretty and I wish Phil Hartman were still alive.
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
-Nope.
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
-Yes.
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
-I'm pretty content right now. I was also pretty content four months ago. No real significant life changes.
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
-Not really.
25: In the past week, have you cried?
-I have had the thought, while listening to Bear Creek, that "this music is so beautiful that I want to weep with emotion." But no, I have not actually cried.
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
-Grey
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
-Well, some people call me Mouch, which is part of my last name.
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
-No.
29: Do you have a best friend?
-I have a few.
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
-No. As I've stated before, the last person I kissed now lives in Georgia and I haven't kissed her in a little over 2 years.
31: Who was your last call from?
-Mike
32: Are you mad at anyone?
-Not really.
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
-Yes.
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
-26, I think.
35: How many more days until your birthday?
-Two and a half months.
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
-Several. Family reunion in Ohio, camping trip w/ my core group of awesome friends, Shriner convention at VA Beach with my family. Various other things.
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
-Yes
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
-Not really.
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
-Probably? I don't know.
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
-Kind of.
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
-No.
42: Are you available?
-Technically yes, in that I am not attached to anyone. But I'm not actively looking for a relationship (or any type of romantic human interaction) right now.
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
-Definitely four, and I guess if I'm forgetting anyone, then I must not have had strong feelings for them lol
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
-I don't even have my ears pierced.
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
-Of course; I'm a lesbian.
46: Do you regret anything?
-A few things.
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
-I have to go to the bathroom.
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
-No.
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
-Just stop.
50: Why aren't you pursuing the person you like?
-Because she's straight and married and has 3 kids.
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
-Nope.
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
-Through facebook comments, usually on statuses that involve NBC's Thursday lineup.
53: What was the last thing you ate?
-Taco
54: Did you get any compliments today?
-I don't remember.
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
-New Concord, Ohio for the family reunion
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
-Don't think so.
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
-Even mix.
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
-Plum Borough, Pennsylvania
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
-Tonight.
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
-I played Spin the Shoe at a chorus concert in high school that didn't involve any actual kissing. And I played Spin the Giant Popcorn Jar at a friend's birthday party in 8th grade.
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
-No, but I have left an egg in someone's mailbox. Because it amused me. Not threw an egg at someone's house. Just left it in their mailbox, fully intact.
62: Who do you text the most?
-Mike.
63: What was the last movie you saw?
-In theatres, Cabin in the Woods. At home, Freak Dance.
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
-Uhm... well I'm not dating anyone currently, but what kind of question is that? I would hope that the fact they're dating you is reason enough not to go back to their ex.
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
-1
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
-Yes
67: Do you curse around your parents?
-No.
68: Are you happy with where you live?
-Not really. I'm happy that it's like 7 minutes from work, but other than that, not really.
69: Do you collect anything?
-DVDs
70: What’s your favourite colour?
-Green or purple
71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
-Not really. It was a song from Next to Normal.
72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?
-No.
73: What are your plans for tomorrow?
-Work.
74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
-My brother is 21.
75: Does your last ex have a job?
-She is a librarian in Georgia, I believe.
76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
-Be happy for her?
77: Where is your cellphone?
-On the table next to me.
78: What colour is your cellphone?
-Black
79: What did you dream of last night?
-I’m in a hotel on a river with Mike and we need to get to the Brandi Carlile concert which is starting soon. We’re out on the back balcony area trying to leave in some type of water transportation, but Mike is taking forever to get ready. He says, “It’ll be fine. Eric Church is opening for her and we can miss him.” (Sidenote: I have no idea who Eric Church is, other than his name keeps showing up in Modern Country when I play SongPop.) We finally get on the water-taxi or whatever it is and we’re riding down the river to the venue, only now we are talking about how excited we are to see Kathleen Madigan. When we get to the venue, which is a large mansion or hotel maybe, we go inside and I lose Mike at that point. And instead of Brandi Carlile or Kathleen Madigan, it is now a Terri Clark concert. Only it seems to be at her house because the line to get into the main room wraps throughout her hallways and Terri is in the kitchen pulling things out of the refrigerator to make a sandwich. It has the feel of a house party. Eric Church (whom I’ve just googled and looks nothing like the guy in my dream) is walking through the halls trying to get his models ready and it’s like an episode of Project Runway or something. There are all manner of brightly colored dresses. I guess they’re his backup singers or something? Not sure. But he’s freaking out like one of the PR contestants at the last minute. I briefly wonder why the attendees of the concert are privy to this backstage stuff, but then it’s time to find my seat. The main room is done up in yellow and there are white chairs with yellow ribbons on them. Attendance seems sporadic, so I think I’ll be able to sit in the first two rows, but then I notice people have the seats saved. I find a seat on the stairs leading up to the balcony. At some point before any music happens, it turns into a work event and I realize we’ve really messed something up so I go down to the warehouse to get rid of the movement form that will incriminate us. Only Kurt Sanford catches me doing this and starts to follow me. I go to the second floor and notice he’s almost caught up to me so I decide to hide. At this point, Kurt turns into Glenn Beck. And he is no longer after me to prove I screwed something up, he is now actively pursuing me with the intent to rape me. So I go into the women’s room and decide to hide under the counter with the sinks. I strategically position myself under them in a manner that would never work in real life, so that I am somehow braced up under the sinks and undetectable to anyone who might be briefly glancing under the sink area. Glenn enters the room and checks all the stalls and then under the sinks, doesn’t see me, and leaves. I am somehow looking through a tank of water and my eyes are open in the water, but I’m not having to hold my breath or anything. It’s weird. I stay like that for a looooong time. When I finally think he has given up and gone back downstairs, I lift my head out of the water and the water drips down my face and hits the tank of water, making an echoing sound. All of a sudden, I hear footsteps and the door opens. I’m berating myself inside my head and hoping he doesn’t figure out where I’m hiding. Somehow he realizes where I’m at and he makes a comment that the drain of the last sink is perfectly lined up with my ass and then I hear a zipper, so I lift my head up and say, “Alright, fine! You got me! I’m coming out now!” He takes my arm and I try to, I don’t know, bargain with him? I tell him that I will willingly have sex with him if he’s gentle. I tell him we can be like James Carville and Mary Matalin, as we walk down the halls of this random house. He seems amenable. The End.
80: Are you atheist?
-No.
81: Will you change your name when you get married?
-Depends if I like it better than what I have now.
82: Are you ready for autumn weather?
-YES!!
83: Have you had any big storms recently?
-No.
84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
-Grey sleep shorts