Voicemail.

[boobs_and_bombs]

"What the hell do you want? You can't even bother seeing me face to face? JACKASS. Leave a message, I guess. I'm just going to fucking ignore it."

*sound of something blowing up*

*beeeep!*

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[prof_of_cunning]

[From here]

"I certainly haven't forgotten about you, and I would love nothing more than to spend the next two days 'catching up' with you.

{pause}

I was, of course, making quotation-mark gestures with my fingers when I said 'catching up.'"

He really didn't need to specify that; the tone of his voice was enough.

[boobs_and_bombs]

[[ found it's way here! ]]