Voicemail.

[boobs_and_bombs]

"What the hell do you want? You can't even bother seeing me face to face? JACKASS. Leave a message, I guess. I'm just going to fucking ignore it."

*sound of something blowing up*

*beeeep!*

Comments

[montecito_east]

[From here]

"Offer? What offer? I haven't offered you anything! I get so sick and tired of people making all these assumptions that I'm offering anything!"

[boobs_and_bombs]

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