Voicemail.

[boobs_and_bombs]

"What the hell do you want? You can't even bother seeing me face to face? JACKASS. Leave a message, I guess. I'm just going to fucking ignore it."

*sound of something blowing up*

*beeeep!*

Comments

Phone Day

[3patchproblem]

From here

While I'm sure such an unsolicited call would be flattering to lesser man, I can safely assure you that I'm not interested in showing you my 'love monkey'. Though, judging by the cadence of your voice, it would be yours to show.

Re: Phone Day

[boobs_and_bombs]

[[ replied here! ]]

Crazy Phone Day

[steel_not_glass]

[From here]

"Why the hell would I be selling you my parts in the first place. You've got enough of your own, don't you? I'm not gonna just if you want to replace the parts you're missing at the sex shop, but I don't want to know, either."

[HAAAAAAD TO.]

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[boobs_and_bombs]

[[ I loooooooooove it! And sent it here! ]]

[prof_of_cunning]

[From here]

"I certainly haven't forgotten about you, and I would love nothing more than to spend the next two days 'catching up' with you.

{pause}

I was, of course, making quotation-mark gestures with my fingers when I said 'catching up.'"

He really didn't need to specify that; the tone of his voice was enough.

[boobs_and_bombs]

[[ found it's way here! ]]

[theotherpeter]

Having dialed to return the disturbing call he'd gotten earlier, Peter ended up much elsewhere.

"I officially do not want to know anything about what you may or may not do with goats. That's... that's just too much."

[boobs_and_bombs]

[[ Here, here! ]]

[montecito_east]

[From here]

"Offer? What offer? I haven't offered you anything! I get so sick and tired of people making all these assumptions that I'm offering anything!"

[boobs_and_bombs]

[[ sent here! ]]