Mounties V.S. Aliens

[boodge]

So last night I decided to join the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. It was pretty easy; all I had to do was sign a paper and I was in. Then I returned to the futuristic white cubicle that I lived in and was surprised to see my new uniform was already waiting for me, folded up on the bed. I ignored it, because I was pretty sure that I wouldn't be

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[bubbalumpkis]

this might be the best sentence I've read all day: "So I handed the gun to Bubba, in case he needed to shoot Vin Diesel while I was gone"

hahahahahahahha!!

[saturatedx]

Yeah, that's a good one. And it's also good that your dream recognizes the all-encompassing power of the iPod.

weird night for dreams eh?

[owlsescape]

in mine i was aboard the scientology space ship headed for the mother planet at the end of the world. i had converted just in time i guess. they had special extra white seatbelts that were our gaurdian angels we got to name, i named mine stella. the ship was run by highly adult madeup little girls and my seatmate was wimpey (of hamburger fame) i was recruited by the senior officers to be a model for their stripey sock foot fetish. i then woke up.