Comments | boog0r: In this installment of "Dear Internet"...

boog0r

In this installment of "Dear Internet"...

Feb 20, 2009 12:49

Dear Internet,

There's this button on your keyboard. Usually over to the left. Most times arked in the vicinity of the "Tab" and "Shift" keys. It's called "Caps Lock."

Stop. Fucking. Leaving. It. On.

Thank you.

Comments 5

brandonjs February 20 2009, 19:10:14 UTC

CAPS LOCK? YOU MEAN I DON'T NEED TO HOLD DOWN SHIFT ANYMORE?

sossajes February 20 2009, 21:33:50 UTC

yes but what of my war upon the shift key?

boog0r February 21 2009, 06:26:06 UTC

Anything you call war upon, I gladly stand up to be counted among your army's ranks.

WE THE INTERNET anonymous February 21 2009, 02:23:50 UTC

we the internet do not believe it is our job to entertain you. our writing is solely for our own amusement and if you do not agree you can go elsewhere.

thank you.

anonymous February 21 2009, 07:25:10 UTC

Dear "boog0r",

There's this language called English. Pretty widely spoken. Often accompanied by these wonderful guides called "dictionaries".

Stop. Fucking. Making. Up. Words. Like. Arked.

Thank you.

-Internet