BRAIN-BLEACH PLZ

[boogiefoo]

This is why I need to stop being such a friendly person

Comments

[amanda132]

Haha, I love us.

You should go get this permanently removed from your brain. Like they do in Eternal Sunshine, but with this instead of an ex-girlfriend.

[traden07]

what about the... problem of all the other memories getting fucked with?

[amanda132]

Eh, I think it's an okay trade off to get rid of that specific memory.

[existentialglow]

OH GOD ANDREW YOURE INCREDIBLE

only you, i swear. only you.

hahaha

[mattgcn]

I need to go through my IM logs. I could totally beat this conversation :P

[emerald_aurora]

Aha. This is excellent.

Reminds me of that time Kenny told me about how his friend told him that he'd been eating a girl out and apparently they decided it would be cool to stick a jolly rancher down there? As if cuntjuices aren't yummier than high fructose corn syrup. Anyway, so he's playing with the jolly rancher and all is well and then, I suppose, it got lost in the gaping abyss of her vagina. Likely story. He goes looking for it with his tongue. He finds something. It is of the size, shape, and consistency of a jolly rancher - but wait! Not the same consistency! It bursts and erupts fluids into his mouth. The girl had herpes. He'd found a sore.

Bull shit.

But so traumatizing nonetheless.

[boogiefoo]

Actually, I call shenanigans on this whole story: cuntjuice far outstrips Jolly Ranchers.

I'mguessing

[and_promise_me]

Emily and Amanda shared this story with the International Delight crew last night over that huge bowl of ice cream. That's so horrible, but i have to say it's pretty funny from where we were standing.
*sporks seth*
seriously that kid needs to go get a new brain. One that actually works. Or has the ability to attempt to work. Ugh.
*hugs you* sorry ang.