ok been reading the ffwa archives and browsing krap. come to the conc there's been a lot of turds on the internet who've come and gone over the years (and in some instances returned and even stayed WHYYYYYYY) but i think i've finally decided on which one is the biggest (no its not jessi i didn't say fattest altho she came pretty fucking close ( Read more... )

i really like cookie man cookies. next time im in the city ill try remember to buy some ( Read more... )

chopped off da hair. except i have one blond streak that i left long at the back


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one week FRIGGIN BREAK COMIN UP BAYBY. how im gonna spend it:

1) mci112 presentation preparation
2) mci112 journal catchup
3) language studies journal
4) watchin zelig
5) writing 3 000 word essay on zelig
6) urgently needed facial
7) COCKTAIL PARTY. thinkin of wearin dis dress (im not da one in pink lol!)

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went to queensland on friday to go to my half cousin's wedding and i got sum myth-bustin to do
1) cane toads don't dominate da streets
2) dont care what the stats say, there are more asians than whiteys in brisbane and gold coast
3) i am not a tourist


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I'm tired of pretending that everything's ok. For the last month, I've felt about as popular as ryan's fridge; the only people who want to see me are people i'm sick of. And in the same case as ryan's fridge, by people, I mean person. It feels that those who I consider good friends are trying to fuck with me by being rude cunts and acting offhand, ( Read more... )

sooo been wantin to update for a while but havent really had anything to say. still gonna make an entry anyway 8 ( Read more... )

auntie ambushes me as soon as she sees me this morning and is like "YOU GOING TONITE??!!?!?!!?" im like "ya man of course". anyway, later on tonite, my friend was getting me a drink at church (azn clob) rite. and this guy stops me and goes "HEY CANDY LEFT ALREADY", candy being my auntie's name. so im standing around mortified (WHY DO THEY ALL KNOW ( Read more... )

hair colour: copper, blonde, black (regrowth ( Read more... )

went to church (nightclob) on sat nite and was dancin, doin my thing when these monstrously strong hands GRAB ME FROM BEHIND and starts dancing with me. i whip around all "wtf" and IT'S MY AUNTIE (picture of her a few entries back). i'm like "OMG" and she starts laughing at me and pulls me towards her friends and forces me to dance with them (some ( Read more... )