Postal

[book_of_daniel]

I blame today’s post on cincycub. Last night he sent me messages of guilt and shame stating that his Friday would be ruined if I didn’t finish this story by morning. I totally blame him for coercing me into not only writing this incredibly long post but also publishing it for public consumption and now you should blame him too

Comments

[durabear]

Oh my Fucking God... I so needed that!!

I have to say though... it's NOT that the rest of us don't see things like this. And it's not that we don't share them. It's that we don't have your incredible talent to bring others into the situation and let them experience every important nuance, every emotion, and do so with so much laughter.

If I had been there and I had seen this, my blog entry would have been more like "Okay, so I'm at the post office and of course every moron with a problem was there..."

I wish I had half your writing ability. And I've said it before, I know, but you really need to write professionally.

Dave Barry ain't got nothing on you.

HUGS!

[greatbearmd]

I make it a practice to avoid entering the building the same way I’d avoid entering a naked and drunk Bea Arthur.

God is gonna get you for that.

I am also reminded of how rhinos charge safari Land Rovers. Remarkably fast for such big creatures.

[x10]

Can we get married yet?

[book_of_daniel]

The fedex truck has yet to arrive with my ring...

[cincycub]

Fabulous! Norman is totally my hero.

[book_of_daniel]

I still blame you for this...I was up until one am finishing this just for you...

[cincycub]

That's very sweet of you! But I was just trying to keep you on track ;)

[jerm_cell]

WOW....I mean, just WOW.
I don't know what I would have done!! I think I might have gone Five by Four on them as well.

That was a great story to accompany my morning coffee. Thank you sir!