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[bookmagic]

[ A ✶ PHONE / ACTION FOR 1247 WILLIAMS ]

[A pony is standing in the middle of the kitchen at 1247 Williams Road, looking extremely displeased. Unbeknown to her, the phone is off the hook, causing the following to be sent through the phone lines:And just when I thought I'd seen all the weird things I could possibly see...! It would be nice if I

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[partysense]

[is that...]

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[partysense]

[IT IS!!! IT IS IT IS IT IS

okay Pinkie takes

a giant breath-]

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[partysense]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!!

4/4 O-OH RIGHT THIS IS PHONE...

[partysense]

It's Twilight! It's really Twilight! I know it! I'd recognize that [complaining tone] voice anywhere! We've been waiting for you!! I think.

[coolbowtie]

Head down that way. But do be careful, I've heard the librarian is a piece of work.

And you probably won't find much there anyway.

[bookmagic]

[She is still totally unsure about these weird two-legged creatures but hey this one knows about the library, he can't be too bad!!]

Thank you! I really appreciate the help.

Hm? Why is that? Is it just a small library or something?

[coolbowtie]

[And ponies aren't the weirdest shit he's seen]

Well, not small, more like... not very much like a library. I suppose in a library, you read and you learn things, adding all sorts of facts into your brain.

If a library doesn't have any books that are going to teach you anything useful, it's not much of a library at all.

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[bookmagic]

Of course! That's the whole point of a library! That's what makes them so great!

[Phone]

[foalingaround]

[Yes yes yes another pony!]

TWILIGHT! Am I glad to hear from you! Where are you?

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[bookmagic]

Rainbow! You're here too?

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[bookmagic]

...

I... don't know. I've never seen anything like this place before.

[foalingaround]

This place is called Mayfield, and I'll hafta tell more about this place once I find you.

Uh, instead of tell me where you are, I gotta better idea. Just stand outside and wait for me, okay?

A! Action!

[emperor_cowboy]

[He came downstairs to make himself a cup of coffee... but there seems to be a tiny purple horse in the middle of the kitchen. First thing he thought of was it being one of those little pokemon creatures that he had seen roaming about the house. Then, he recalled talking to a similar little pony creature earlier... but why was it here?]

[bookmagic]

[Twilight jumps about a foot in the air and spins around to face Hol, which freaks her out even more because what are humans]

Oh, hahaha! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to intrude, strange creature with two legs! I'll just be going now although I would really appreciate it if you could direct me to the closest library!!

[emperor_cowboy]

[Hol put a hand to his head to see if he were running a fever. Nope, he was fine.]

So ya talk. Yer one of them there talkin' ponies, aren't ya?

[bookmagic]

Is there another kind of pony that doesn't talk?

B

[demonoaths]

[...lowering his comic book to snap at her

and

WHAT

MORE TALKING PONIES

Oh dear god this is just getting annoying. Plus he has to tell the truth, so...]

...It's around the corner. But you'd be hard-pressed to find anything there.

[He knows. He tried, once. It didn't work as well as he wanted it to.]

[bookmagic]

If you can't find anything in it, how can you even call it a library?

[demonoaths]

Don't know, don't care. Besides, all the research material I'll ever need is in the comic book store! [SERIOUSLY.]

[bookmagic]

The what book store?