won't be home

[bookofsand]

I'm gonna be in California for a wedding from Tuesday the 20th until Monday the 26th. For my Cincinnati friends, that means no Patrick. For my California friends, that means a buffet of Patrick.

Any Ohio people who want a postcard/souvenir/trinket from the bachelor party skin-bar, make yourselves known quick-like.

Comments

[upperclasstwit]

Patrick! I could fucking kill you! You choose to go to California the one fucking year that I'm not in California for 9 months!

How dare you, sir. I would have driven long and far to visit you, if you had time. But I'm in New York right now, and that's too far. By the way, I'll be in Ohio for the wedding 28th-3rd.

And a good day to you.
~Jessica~

[bumpytruck]

He's our Patrick again.
Muhahahahaha!
You can't have him back,
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