When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

-Emo Philips

Right now, I'm watching an episode of House, M.D. in which they are treating a sixteen year old Romani boy.  Kid's cute but I'm far too creeped out by him because he was also in an episode of Criminal Minds as a guy who hunted PEOPLE.  I'm trying to get past this little factoid because he's kicking ass in this eppisode.

Started reading a book today ( Read more... )

Last night I felt like I really wanted a drink.  Not to get drunk, mind you, just a drink.  I had heard good things about Hpnotiq and thought I might try it.  After talking a bit to my friend, Brandon, who said it was really good and quite fruity, I decided that I'd go ahead and buy a bottle of the 25 dollar alcoholic beverage.

Lemme tell ya... ( Read more... )

The next time I go somewhere, and there's a chance of meeting people, I'm going to make up a completely different personality and name for myself ( Read more... )

"My gripe is not with lovers of the truth but with truth herself.  What succor, what consolation is there in truth, compared to a story?  What good is truth, at midnight, in the dark, when the wind is roaring like a bear in the chimney? When the lightning strikes shadows on the bedroom wall and the rain taps at the window with its long fingernails ( Read more... )

On Sunday I went to see Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief with my neice, Cassie.  We had loaded up on popcorn and soda and were all ready when the previews began.

Then it happened.  And because it happened, I don't remember what the other previews were because of THIS PREVIEW:

1. Black kid moves to China.  Gets crap kicked out of ( Read more... )

I would just love to know why winter HAS to have ice.  Why can't Mother Nature be satisfied with just snow?

Snow is perfectly sufficient in making cars slide off the road and tumble into ditches, isn't it?  But NO! She has to send ice to make things even more 'interesting'.

Let me tell you something about ice in my life right now.  While I had a ( Read more... )

Cause there's a lot of fun stuff on here...

Just a few things. Remember When= Memories    and the "follow" or whatever it was is under Stalk... not hard to figure out but yea...

Since this will be posted mostly publicly, the title of my journal should serve as a warning... I'm nuts and if I post a lot it's going to show.

Cheers,

Jess

Can't quite figure out why I have a live journal now... There's a good chance I'll forget about it but I had to in order to bribe Brandi (friend) into joining a game...  Maybe I'll post stuff and maybe I won't...

I keep a REAL journal after all... :P