This is
lelola's fault because she said, "PRIDE & PREJUDICE IS AWESOME WITH EMOTICONS!"
To which I can only respond, YES, YES IT IS.
Pride & Prejudice: a drama in triple i parts, as told by Yahoo!Emoticons.
PART I:
~Longbourne~
Bingley:
Darcy:
Meryton:
Mrs Bennet:
Mr Bennet:
Jane:
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Bingley:
Darcy:
Lizzie:
Darcy:
Lizzie:
Darcy:
Wickham:
Lizzie:
Lydia:
Darcy:
?
Lizzie:
Darcy:
~Proposal the First~
Mr Collins:
Lizzie:
Mr Collins:
Lizzie:
Charlotte:
Mr Collins:
Charlotte:
Lizzie:
Bingley:
Jane:
PART DOUBLE I:
~at Kent~
Lady Catherine:
Collins:
Darcy:
Lizzie:
Darcy:
?
Lizzie:
~Proposal the Second~
Darcy:
Lizzie:
Darcy:
Lizzie:
Darcy:
Lizzie:
Darcy:
Lizzie:
Darcy:
Lizzie:
Darcy:
Lizzie:
Darcy:
Lizzie:
PART TRIPLE I:
~at Derbyshire~
Darcy:
Lizzie:
Pemberley:
Lizzie:
Darcy:
Lizzie:
Darcy:
?
Lizzie:
(Georgiana, the Gardiners, & millions of obsessed Austenites throughout the generations:
)
~a letter arrives~
Wickham:
Lydia:
Lizzie:
Darcy:
Lizzie:
~meanwhile, in London~
Darcy:
Wickham:
Darcy:
Lydia:
~at Longbourne again~
The Bennets:
Lizzie:
Lady Catherine:
Lizzie:
Lady Catherine:
Lizzie:
Bingley:
Darcy:
Jane:
Lizzie:
The Bennets:
Bingley:
Jane:
The Bennets:
Darcy:
Lizzie:
?
~Proposal the Third~
Darcy:
Lizzie:
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Jane:
Mr Bennet:
Mrs Bennet:
!
Lady Catherine:
Readers:
~The Ending~
Darcy:
Lizzie:
Jane Austen:
Humanity in general: