"it's hard to find good h/d writers these days." - Sam, TheWhiteProphet, on 7/10/2002
loftily: CAN WE ALL HAVE A FANDOM REVIVAL PARTY?
I have been thinking about Harry+Slughorn (NOT ACTUAL SEX OK) since the movie :|
samenashi: now all i can think of is that one fic involving slughorn, and pineapple, and someone's anus
bookshop: remember marysia's fic with draco and the cucumber
loftily: I will never forget Harry and the flobberworms
samenashi: ME NEITHER. SOME THINGS CAN NEVER BE ERASED.
I DON'T EVEN CARE, H/D FANDOM REVIVAL PARTY RIGHT HERE.
HELL YEAH BREAK OUT THE H/D SHIT THROW IT DOWN LIKE IT'S A MEME
NEW FIC RECS, OLD FIC RECS, 2001, 2010, BRING IT, WE WANT TO READ IT ALL MOTHERFUCKER
HOTLINK SOME FANART (WITH CREDIT, DON'T BE HATING OK)
LINE UP YOUR FAVORITE FANDOM MOMENTS
YOUR FAVORITE BOOK MOMENTS
YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE MOMENTS
HELL YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOMENTS
WTFEVER YOU GUYS THIS IS HARRY/DRACO WE'RE THE BIGGEST SLASH SHIP ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANET AND WE RULE ALL FANDOMS
FUCK I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE WRITING HARRY/DRACO FIC *RAISES HAND*
BREAK OUT THE TROPES YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
DRACO IN LEATHER PANTS
VEELA DRACO
VAMPIRE HARRY
RENTBOY DRACO
CHATROOM FIC LIKE FUCKING CHATROOM ANYMOITY
QUIDDITCH FIC
LOCKER ROOM FIC
INVISIBILITY CLOAK FIC
HALLWAY COLLISION FIC
HANDCUFF FIC
LOVE POTION FIC
FIC WHERE DRACO GIVES HARRY A TINY SILVER DRAGON
FIC WHERE DRACO IS A TORTURED ARTIST WHO PLAYS PIANO OR PAINTS OR SECRETLY GROWS FLOWERS AND/OR NURTURES KITTENS OR SOME SHIT
GIRL!BLAISE
BOY!BLAISE
GAY!SEAMUS
FERRET FIC
MAGICAL SPIDER TATTOO FIC
FIC WHERE DRACO IS BLIND/DEAF/MUTE/INVISIBLE/CURSED/DISFIGURED/DESTINED TO DIE BEFORE AGE 16
TELEPATHY FIC
SOULBONDING FIC LIKE PROTECTIVE FUCKING BONDS, MAN
FIC WHERE DRACO GETS EXILED AND HAS TO DISGUISE HIMSELF AS A MUGGLE OH YEAH YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT
FIC WHERE DRACO AND HARRY HAVE A TORTURED RELATIONSHIP THAT CULMINATES IN A MAD ANGSTY DASH THROUGH THE AIRPORT TO TOUCH HANDS THROUGH THE GLASS LIKE FUCKING 'JUST THIS' AND SHIT
WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT FIC WHERE DRACO IS OUT AND FABULOUS? DID YOU LEAVE YOUR FUCKING HEART IN SOME OTHER FANDOM? GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND REDISCOVER EMMA FUCKING GRANT, YO
WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT POTIONS MISHAPS FIC? IT'S CALLED FUCKING IRRESISTIBLE POISON, BITCHES, AND IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING YOU KNOW THAT IT'S NOT SPELLED WITH A FUCKING 'A' OKAY IT'S GOT A GODDAMN 'I' IN IT BECAUSE THIS IS RHYSENN AND SHE FUCKING ROCKS THAT SHIT OK
EXCUSE ME, DID SOMEONE SAY DANCING? I THINK YOU MEAN FUCKING RIVERDANCE, WHORES, SO JUST KICK IT LIKE YOU'RE DRACO IN RESOLUTION BECAUSE THIS IS HOW WE DO IT, OKAY, OLD-SCHOOL H/D FOREVER.
WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT EPISTOLARY FIC? IT'S CALLED FUCKING LETTERED, BITCH, GET IT RIGHT. IT'S CALLED TALE OF THE SHINING GODDAMN PRINCE, IT'S CALLED DRACO MAKING FUCKING LISTS BECAUSE HE KICKS YOUR FUCKING ASS AND WEARS LEATHER
WHAT'S THAT? YOU THINK IT NEVER EVER GOT BETTER THAN ANGST FIC? YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND LIKE ME, BITCH. IT MAY BE A SEASON IN HELL BUT THE WEATHER OF THE HEART MAKES IT A BEAUTIFUL WORLD EVEN IN THE DARK SIDE OF LIGHT, UNDERSTAND?
YOU WANT GANGSTER FIC? YOU WANT FUCKING SNITCH, BITCH, NOT SOME LAME-ASS SUBSTITUTION WHERE THEY DON'T LIVE IN LONDON OR OWN NIGHTCLUBS, FUCK NO, YOU WANT ALEX FUCKING MALFOY, YOU GOT THAT, ASSHOLE? SHIT YEAH YOU DO
GET OVER HERE AND REC THE HELL OUT OF THAT SHIT. GIVE US YOUR FEMMEQ, YOUR FURI-FUCKING-OSITY OH HELL YES, YOUR SILENTAUROR, YOUR DUIONN FIONN, YOUR SYLVIA FUCKING KUNDERA, YOUR MAHALIEM, YOUR BEREN WRITES, YOUR MIJAN, YOUR ABADDON, YOUR TARADIANE, YOUR OLIVIA LUPIN, YOUR FOURTH ROSE, OUR ADDICTEDKITTEN ZARAH5 HACKTHIS MIRABELLA RURONIHIME CALYXESS IVY BLOSSOM ANTENORA PZ ZIONSSTARFISH AMALIN DURENDAL FEARLESSDIVA BLYTHELY SWITCHKNIFE LADYVADER ABBYCADABRA PENGUIN REENA PUSHDRAGON JENNAVERE MAYA CASSANDRA CLAIRE FUCKING NOCTURNE ALLEY, THAT'S RIGHT
IT'S AN H/D REVIVAL
SO GET OVER HERE AND MOTHERFUCKING SQUEE
ETA 1: oh my god 700 comments. I LOVE YOU ALL <3
THIS POST NOW HAS ANNOTATION *\o/*
amalin has a giant list of links to the many many many classic H/D fics mentioned on this post, including a bunch that are more or less currently offline. It is being continually updated.
midnight_bex has also created a public delicious account, hd_nostalgia, to keep track of the fics mentioned here! If you're interested in helping her organize and fill it up, please contact her!
COMMENTFIC!!!
bitchipixi gives us Txtmsg!H/D in detention :DDDD
blindmouse gives us hapless!kitten!animagus!harry :DDDDD
and
smellyleaf gives us the one where draco wore leather pants. :DDDDDDDD!
PARTY'S STILL ON, I CAN DO THIS ALL WEEKEND, YOU GUYS <3
I have been thinking about Harry+Slughorn (NOT ACTUAL SEX OK) since the movie :|
samenashi: now all i can think of is that one fic involving slughorn, and pineapple, and someone's anus
bookshop: remember marysia's fic with draco and the cucumber
loftily: I will never forget Harry and the flobberworms
samenashi: ME NEITHER. SOME THINGS CAN NEVER BE ERASED.
I DON'T EVEN CARE, H/D FANDOM REVIVAL PARTY RIGHT HERE.
HELL YEAH BREAK OUT THE H/D SHIT THROW IT DOWN LIKE IT'S A MEME
NEW FIC RECS, OLD FIC RECS, 2001, 2010, BRING IT, WE WANT TO READ IT ALL MOTHERFUCKER
HOTLINK SOME FANART (WITH CREDIT, DON'T BE HATING OK)
LINE UP YOUR FAVORITE FANDOM MOMENTS
YOUR FAVORITE BOOK MOMENTS
YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE MOMENTS
HELL YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOMENTS
WTFEVER YOU GUYS THIS IS HARRY/DRACO WE'RE THE BIGGEST SLASH SHIP ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANET AND WE RULE ALL FANDOMS
FUCK I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE WRITING HARRY/DRACO FIC *RAISES HAND*
BREAK OUT THE TROPES YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
DRACO IN LEATHER PANTS
VEELA DRACO
VAMPIRE HARRY
RENTBOY DRACO
CHATROOM FIC LIKE FUCKING CHATROOM ANYMOITY
QUIDDITCH FIC
LOCKER ROOM FIC
INVISIBILITY CLOAK FIC
HALLWAY COLLISION FIC
HANDCUFF FIC
LOVE POTION FIC
FIC WHERE DRACO GIVES HARRY A TINY SILVER DRAGON
FIC WHERE DRACO IS A TORTURED ARTIST WHO PLAYS PIANO OR PAINTS OR SECRETLY GROWS FLOWERS AND/OR NURTURES KITTENS OR SOME SHIT
GIRL!BLAISE
BOY!BLAISE
GAY!SEAMUS
FERRET FIC
MAGICAL SPIDER TATTOO FIC
FIC WHERE DRACO IS BLIND/DEAF/MUTE/INVISIBLE/CURSED/DISFIGURED/DESTINED TO DIE BEFORE AGE 16
TELEPATHY FIC
SOULBONDING FIC LIKE PROTECTIVE FUCKING BONDS, MAN
FIC WHERE DRACO GETS EXILED AND HAS TO DISGUISE HIMSELF AS A MUGGLE OH YEAH YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT
FIC WHERE DRACO AND HARRY HAVE A TORTURED RELATIONSHIP THAT CULMINATES IN A MAD ANGSTY DASH THROUGH THE AIRPORT TO TOUCH HANDS THROUGH THE GLASS LIKE FUCKING 'JUST THIS' AND SHIT
WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT FIC WHERE DRACO IS OUT AND FABULOUS? DID YOU LEAVE YOUR FUCKING HEART IN SOME OTHER FANDOM? GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND REDISCOVER EMMA FUCKING GRANT, YO
WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT POTIONS MISHAPS FIC? IT'S CALLED FUCKING IRRESISTIBLE POISON, BITCHES, AND IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING YOU KNOW THAT IT'S NOT SPELLED WITH A FUCKING 'A' OKAY IT'S GOT A GODDAMN 'I' IN IT BECAUSE THIS IS RHYSENN AND SHE FUCKING ROCKS THAT SHIT OK
EXCUSE ME, DID SOMEONE SAY DANCING? I THINK YOU MEAN FUCKING RIVERDANCE, WHORES, SO JUST KICK IT LIKE YOU'RE DRACO IN RESOLUTION BECAUSE THIS IS HOW WE DO IT, OKAY, OLD-SCHOOL H/D FOREVER.
WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT EPISTOLARY FIC? IT'S CALLED FUCKING LETTERED, BITCH, GET IT RIGHT. IT'S CALLED TALE OF THE SHINING GODDAMN PRINCE, IT'S CALLED DRACO MAKING FUCKING LISTS BECAUSE HE KICKS YOUR FUCKING ASS AND WEARS LEATHER
WHAT'S THAT? YOU THINK IT NEVER EVER GOT BETTER THAN ANGST FIC? YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND LIKE ME, BITCH. IT MAY BE A SEASON IN HELL BUT THE WEATHER OF THE HEART MAKES IT A BEAUTIFUL WORLD EVEN IN THE DARK SIDE OF LIGHT, UNDERSTAND?
YOU WANT GANGSTER FIC? YOU WANT FUCKING SNITCH, BITCH, NOT SOME LAME-ASS SUBSTITUTION WHERE THEY DON'T LIVE IN LONDON OR OWN NIGHTCLUBS, FUCK NO, YOU WANT ALEX FUCKING MALFOY, YOU GOT THAT, ASSHOLE? SHIT YEAH YOU DO
GET OVER HERE AND REC THE HELL OUT OF THAT SHIT. GIVE US YOUR FEMMEQ, YOUR FURI-FUCKING-OSITY OH HELL YES, YOUR SILENTAUROR, YOUR DUIONN FIONN, YOUR SYLVIA FUCKING KUNDERA, YOUR MAHALIEM, YOUR BEREN WRITES, YOUR MIJAN, YOUR ABADDON, YOUR TARADIANE, YOUR OLIVIA LUPIN, YOUR FOURTH ROSE, OUR ADDICTEDKITTEN ZARAH5 HACKTHIS MIRABELLA RURONIHIME CALYXESS IVY BLOSSOM ANTENORA PZ ZIONSSTARFISH AMALIN DURENDAL FEARLESSDIVA BLYTHELY SWITCHKNIFE LADYVADER ABBYCADABRA PENGUIN REENA PUSHDRAGON JENNAVERE MAYA CASSANDRA CLAIRE FUCKING NOCTURNE ALLEY, THAT'S RIGHT
IT'S AN H/D REVIVAL
SO GET OVER HERE AND MOTHERFUCKING SQUEE
ETA 1: oh my god 700 comments. I LOVE YOU ALL <3
amalin has a giant list of links to the many many many classic H/D fics mentioned on this post, including a bunch that are more or less currently offline. It is being continually updated.
midnight_bex has also created a public delicious account, hd_nostalgia, to keep track of the fics mentioned here! If you're interested in helping her organize and fill it up, please contact her!
bitchipixi gives us Txtmsg!H/D in detention :DDDD
blindmouse gives us hapless!kitten!animagus!harry :DDDDD
and
smellyleaf gives us the one where draco wore leather pants. :DDDDDDDD!
PARTY'S STILL ON, I CAN DO THIS ALL WEEKEND, YOU GUYS <3