Today was really awful ( Read more... )

This is it. I am officially invisible. No one comments on me any more. I am like Lance, only electronically. But it's all good, because as of right now, I am Camilla the Capybara. And Capybaras are like the awesomest animals ever. I get to eat dirty fruit and live in the water, except with a burrow on the land too, and blend in with my ( Read more... )

On Thursday night, after watching these guys shoot someone on ER, I had a dream that Sebastian, our Assistant/Student teacher band director, shot me and a few other students in this dark kitchen, and the bullets were slow and unpainful, and I called 911 but pretended it was Ololay so he wouldn't get mad ( Read more... )

What to say today? Not really feeling very random, but I know you all care so much about what I am doing that I thought I would do you the favor of posting a little something for your enjoyment (sarcasm). Vacationa has been dull and fun and now my butt is numb. Ok, now my feet are cold. One can never win. I spent my vacation hanging with ( Read more... )

Hey all ( Read more... )

Once upon a time there was a dog named Rollo. He was a good dog. His master's name was Rollo Jr. They were on a walk one day when Rollo Jr. got very bored and tired of holding onto the leash, so he wrapped it around his neck. All of a sudden, Rollo started getting chased by the devil. He ran very far, with his master running after him. ( Read more... )

Oh yes, this is so totally me...

You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.

Violent
75%
Hot
63%
Exciting
56%
Wet
56%
Soft
44%
Sweet
44%
Shy
38%
Awkward
25%
What is your sexual style?
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If you want to know all about my life, read my greatest journal account...http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/bookworm1313/ This is just my place for fun stuff ( Read more... )

stolen from a friend '...and yes I am aware that it asks if you want to copulate with me three separate times ( Read more... )

So now that I have in a brief summary of my classes, I will proceed to tell you what happened today, which would be not much. My dog woke me at 5 by thumping her tail really hard on my bed and then wouldn't let me go back to sleep because she kept doing it. Then my alarm had been turned up really loud so it blared in my ears and startled me and ( Read more... )