Heaviest Element Discovered

[bookworm_myrtle]

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium". Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an Atomic mass of 311

Comments

[missmurchison]

Heee! (I laugh even though I am part of Administratium. I hope I am a peon rather than a moron.)

[bookworm_myrtle]

You're most definitely a peon... A *very* good peon. :))