"Hello, this is Evie Carnahan's voicemail! Right. Speak slowly and clearly, and tell me who you are and why you're calling, and I'll be able to call you back! Lovely, isn't it?"
"Okay, what are you talking about? I know you're a lesbian. I mean, if you're looking to change that, we can talk, but I don't make a habit of hitting on girls who are into girls." Pause. "Unless they want a guy there with them."
"Okay, what are you talking about? I know you're a lesbian. I mean, if you're looking to change that, we can talk, but I don't make a habit of hitting on girls who are into girls." Pause. "Unless they want a guy there with them."
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